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Trade News | February 27, 2009 | Comments (20)

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Eddie Murphy is the perfect person to play Richard Pryor. He is African American. Richard Pryor was also African American. Richard Pryor was funny. Eddie Murphy was funny. He is not funny anymore. However, that is what CGI effects are for. Eddie Murphy will put on a fat suit and play Richard Pryor. People will laugh. Fortunes will be made. FOX Searchlight is interested in the film.

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Posted by: superEdna at February 27, 2009 10:54 AM

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Just knowing that this project exists has given me drain bamage.

Posted by: Jerce at February 27, 2009 10:56 AM

no. No. NO. NO MEANS NO!

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Posted by: MrCreosote at February 27, 2009 11:44 AM

I'm probably in the minority here, but I rather believe Murphy might do a good job with this. He might even get that Oscar he was ROBBED of last year if it's done right.

Posted by: Duane at February 27, 2009 11:59 AM

We all knew this would happen the moment he died so dont act to surprised , just take some valuim and wait for 12/21/12.
It might be the end of the world but hey at least we wont have to deal with brain raping shit like this anymore .

Posted by: gilp at February 27, 2009 12:13 PM

Eddie Murphy will also play most of the cast, in his proud Norbit tradition. Mike Meyers will make a cameo as George Carlin.

Posted by: George at February 27, 2009 12:23 PM

admin - that made me snort up bits of empanadillas from lunch. Kudos, my friend.

Posted by: eat my shorts at February 27, 2009 12:32 PM

How does one say "biopic," anyway? I always read it to rhyme with "myopic" but I don't think that's right.

Posted by: Geetch at February 27, 2009 12:38 PM

BYE-oh PICK

If this makes any money, I'll be waiting on pins and needles for "Richard Pryor 2: Dead and Smokin'" starring Gene Wilder.

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Who wants to bet that every site mentioned ironically by the fake spambots actually exists?

Posted by: s. pisaster at February 27, 2009 2:24 PM

Despite selling out to make a shitload of money on crappy movies I refuse to see, Murphy is actually a damn good actor. He could pull this off. Nobody will watch it, but he could be good in it.

In other news. Eddie Murphy to play Heath Ledger in the new biopic "Who's the Joker Now?"

Posted by: BWeaves (from a different IP address) at February 27, 2009 2:30 PM

No deal s. pisaster. I actually run the one I spambotted.

Posted by: admin at February 27, 2009 2:31 PM

I first watched Raw when I was about as old as Eddie Murphy was supposed to have been when he came up with his Pryor act. Now I fuck goats.

Posted by: Lucas at February 27, 2009 3:49 PM

If Eddie sets himself on fire, it'll be worth it.

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