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September 29, 2008 |

By Seth Freilich | Industry | September 29, 2008 |

On Friday, Dustin gave us the worst remake news ever (Dirty Rotten Assholes indeed!). This doesn’t compare to that shit. But it’s still fucking lame. First, the executive producer of “Cashmere Mafia” is shopping a remake of “The Partridge Family” around town, with speculation being that a network deal will be coming any moment now. Not much is known about the remake just yet, although it’s apparently going to be tongue-in-cheek and focus on what it’s like for a family dealing with the modern music business. The Variety article leaves out the part about how it’s also going to be a flaming pile of suck.

Meanwhile, Lips Lisa Rinna claims that the CW is thinking about a “Melrose Place” remake to match up with its “90210” remake. Because why have one show featuring starved and emaciated actresses when you can have two? The CW - catch the anorexia!

One remake ain't enough Jack, you better make it two!

This morning I woke up with this feeling I didn't know how to deal with / Seth Freilich

Industry | September 29, 2008 |

Seth is a Senior Editor and sometime critic. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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