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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 10, 2008 |

quantum-solace-olga.jpgA second theatrical trailer for the new James Bond film has hit the nets, and in my estimation, it’s got more going for it than not. It’s got Jeffrey Wright, which makes it better than any of the Pierce Brosnan films right there; Daniel Craig is still the coolest Bond since Connery; and I dig the creepy British villain. Still, it is the worst Bond title since … nope … it’s the absolute worst title, second to only Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for worst title of the year. Also, I’m not feeling the new Bond girl, Gemma Arteron. And finally: Fucking Paul Haggis’ imprint, even in the trailer, is all over this goddamn movie. Fact: Bond doesn’t get hung up on women. And I wish Paul Haggis would leave the romantic relationship drama out of the Bond films.

Bond drinks. He shoots. He fucks. The end. Let’s leave it that way.

Alas, the trailer:

James Bond Does Not Get Heartsick. Damnit.
Damn You, Paul Haggis / Dustin Rowles

Industry | September 10, 2008 | Comments ()

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