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Ben Stiller Finally Achieves Puberty

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (7)



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Ben Stiller, as both an actor and a producer, has a good 15 movies currently in development, including Little Fockers and the long-gestating Hardy Men with Tom Cruise. He’s even currently attached to direct The Trial of the Chicago 7, the Aaron Sorkin-scripted courtroom drama (based on the real trial of Jerry Rubin, Abbie Hoffman, Bobby Seale, etc.) that Steven Spielberg passed on.

Add this one to the pile of projects Stiller currently has up in the air (compliments, again, of The Hollwyood Cog): Puberty. Produced by Richard Brener and New Line Cinema, Puberty follows a thirty-something male who, as a medical oddity, never suffered the effects of puberty. Suddenly, during the biggest business meeting of his adult life, puberty arrives. Hijinx ensues.

It sounds like a bad “SNL” skit, and if it’s ever made, who knows how they’ll stretch that into a full-length movie. But then again, most of Ben Stiller’s career has felt like a bad “SNL” skit, and there are no commercial breaks to offer a reprieve. But who doesn’t look forward to Stiller simultaneously popping zits and boners in the boardroom? That’s comedy, folks!









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Comments

Oh Stiller and Meara, what have you done?

Posted by: Cindy at October 22, 2009 12:36 PM

At this moment, some kid who ran off to Hollywood to do special effects is working on a giant latex zit that will spew pus onto the boardroom table.

Posted by: laredo at October 22, 2009 1:06 PM

Ben Stiller never hit puberty. I know that there is some news in this post somewhere...

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 22, 2009 1:45 PM

wait, they're making a movie about the Chicago Seven? Man, Stiller better not fuck that up; that's a cool story, and in Sorkin's hands it'll probably be a fascinating flick.

Posted by: kyle at October 22, 2009 2:18 PM

as both an actor and a producer, has a good 15 movies currently in development

No, he has about 15 movies in development. Very few, if any, will be good.

Posted by: Drake at October 22, 2009 2:52 PM

Dustin's now just making up ridiculously awful projects for fun, as some kind of satire on the whole concept of online entertainment journalism. It's magnificent.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 22, 2009 7:44 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Helen at October 23, 2009 1:10 AM


















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