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Pssst. Hey, Kid. You Want A Taste? The Trailers Are Free, But A Full Movie Will Cost You

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | December 19, 2012 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | December 19, 2012 |


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I have some trailer for you today, my naughty children. First up we have the red band trailer for John Dies At The End. I thought it was already released, but I suppose I was only hallucinating.

Mark Wahlberg, who is in All of the Things right now, plays an ex-cop to Russell Crowe's mayor in Broken City. Crowe frames Wahlberg, which is a bad idea since we all know he could have stopped parts of 9/11 if he had wanted to, and Wahlberg sets out to clear his name and get revenge.

Ugh, Identity Thief. UGH. FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL. But this makes loving him really difficult. Jason Bateman has his identity stolen by Melissa McCarthy. Wackiness attempts to ensue.

Finally, here is a British Alien-like flick that has four young people stuck in a storage facility. Just have sex and play with all the stuff in the storage space until someone shows up, right? WRONG. There's a f*cking alien in there with them. A not friendly one! Also NSFW, kids.


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