Pssst. Hey, Kid. You Want A Taste? The Trailers Are Free, But A Full Movie Will Cost You

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Pssst. Hey, Kid. You Want A Taste? The Trailers Are Free, But A Full Movie Will Cost You

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 19, 2012 | Comments ()


I have some trailer for you today, my naughty children. First up we have the red band trailer for John Dies At The End. I thought it was already released, but I suppose I was only hallucinating.

Mark Wahlberg, who is in All of the Things right now, plays an ex-cop to Russell Crowe's mayor in Broken City. Crowe frames Wahlberg, which is a bad idea since we all know he could have stopped parts of 9/11 if he had wanted to, and Wahlberg sets out to clear his name and get revenge.

Ugh, Identity Thief. UGH. FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL. But this makes loving him really difficult. Jason Bateman has his identity stolen by Melissa McCarthy. Wackiness attempts to ensue.

Finally, here is a British Alien-like flick that has four young people stuck in a storage facility. Just have sex and play with all the stuff in the storage space until someone shows up, right? WRONG. There's a f*cking alien in there with them. A not friendly one! Also NSFW, kids.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I think that's the third time the Storage 24 trailer was featured on this site.

  • Quatermain

    Isn't that Mickey Smith from Dr. Who in that last trailer? I always thought he was a better actor than Billie Piper, so I'm glad to see he's doing cool stuff.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Melissa McCarthy needs a good role, and that's not it.

  • BWeaves

    That photo at the top is giving me that scary Twilight Zone first episode shakes.

  • Bert_McGurt

    It's like someone turned John Goodman into a doll.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I can't wait for the Storage 24 sequel where the alien and all the corpses get sold at auction to one of those yahoos on A&E.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Storage 24 just straight-up used the Prometheus trailer audio. WTF? That's beyond lazy.

    I thought it came out a while ago too, but this John Dies At The End looks great. No clue what I thought it was that came out a while ago.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Check out bad film choices, Michael!

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