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October 1, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | October 1, 2008 |

The following is the trailer for Proud American, which one of our illustrious readers, branded< “begged” me to post. The only reason I can figure as to why he’d want me to post this trailer is because he hates you all. With a violent, unrepentant passion. Because he wants all of your eyes to bleed cheese. Because he’s a nihilist. I suggest you all watch the trailer and then, with all the force the Pajiba comments section can muster, throw figurative rocks at his head.

Let’s all try to brain branded with our minds.

For those of you dying to see the full-length contents of what’s only teased at here in this trailer, unfortunately, the movie has already been released. It came and went with little notice last month, though I recall considering a review. I watched only the first 10 seconds of the trailer and assumed it was one of those IMAX features. It’s a good thing it’s not - I don’t think even an IMAX could truly present the awesomeness on display here.

Reason #2,456 Freedom Should Be Denied To Certain Americans

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Industry | October 1, 2008 |

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