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Who Is This Pretty Man, and Why Is He Taking Up Space on My Website?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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There’s a movie being cast over at Dreamworks right now. It’s call I Am Number Four. We’ve actually discussed that movie before. As Variety writes, it’s about “a group of nine children from a planet called Lorien who have been attacked by a hostile race from another planet. The nine and their guardians evacuate to earth, where three are killed. The protagonist, a Lorien boy named John Smith, hides in Paradise, Ohio, as a human and tries to evade his predators.”

The interesting detail about this movie, which is being produced by Michael Bay and directed by Steven Spielberg protege, DJ Caruso (Eagle Eye), is that it was also written by James Frey, of A Million Little Pieces infamy. I wish I could find what’s actually interesting about that, but I’m sure you’ll agree: It’s very interesting.

This, however, is not that interesting, but it’s a FilmDrunk Exclusive, and as Vince writes: “I know this probably wasn’t the most interesting story, I just thought that if I knew something other people didn’t I should make a big deal about it, because bloggers are supposed to do that.”

That’s true. And it is our job as colleagues to validate that exclusive, mostly because if we didn’t, Vince would take our lunch money. And movie bloggers like their lunches, as I can attest after spending five days at South by Southwest (bloggers, however, do not like razors. Or sunlight.).

The news is this: Alex Pettyfer is apparently in negotiations to star in this movie. Everyone knows the UK actor, Pettyfer from his role as Alex Rider in Stormbreakers. Common knowledge! This is what Alex Pettyfer looks like:


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He doesn’t look anything like a blogger.

Also of note, the producers want either Gary Oldman or Kevin Bacon to play the father. Both good choices; also, lacking resemblance to bloggers.

And now that I’ve reported this fascinating information, I can rest easily tonight, knowing that my lunch money will be safe. My mother, on the other hand …









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Comments

He reminds me of a young Charlie Hunnam but not nearly as cool yet. The sad part is that I actually do know this kid from Alex Rider: Stormbreakers. He was pretty in it, Alicia Silverstone did some awesomely bad fighting, Damien Lewis was the ginger-est Russian ever, and Mickey Rourke had a giant jellyfish.

It was awesome.

Posted by: Annika at March 18, 2010 5:25 PM

What kinda Witch Mountain/Teenagers From Outer Space happy horseshit is this?

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2010 5:40 PM

For one scary moment, I thought the terrible news was him being cast as Captain America.

But then I saw the by-line. Dustin would never play that as a negative thing, he'd play it up to get all the geek fury and clicks.

Posted by: cockroach at March 18, 2010 5:43 PM

That *IS* a pretty man.

A pretty, pretty man.

...movie? Wha..?


mmmm pretty.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at March 18, 2010 6:06 PM

"man"?

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2010 6:28 PM

It's cool, he's nearly 20.
God I feel like a pervert and he's only a few months younger than myself.

Posted by: squeeziee at March 18, 2010 7:49 PM

nearly 20's good enough for me

Posted by: dia at March 18, 2010 9:29 PM

Dustin, you should know that hollywierd is pretty crappy when it comes to casting actors in professions, case in point-all intelligent female mechanics/scientists look like Megan Fox or Tara Reid. Also according to hollywierd no woman beyond the age of 28 exists, with the exception Meryl Streep, and thats because she's obviously Superman's long lost mom who's awesomeness cannot be destroyed hense she plays everyones mom.

So let us ladies have this hot guy. If it makes you feel better i will imagine he is you, and that the plumber you phoned to fix the burst waterpipe is Ryan Reynolds......
;)

Posted by: Amy at March 18, 2010 10:12 PM

I was about to get offended that you apparently think bloggers can't be hot and have washboard abs, because I literally just finished writing a blog entry of my own, but then I went back a paragraph to this:

(bloggers, however, do not like razors. Or sunlight.).

and realized that I haven't shaved (my legs) in weeks, and I have also had a man pause during naked time to ask if I was always that pale, so... never mind.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 18, 2010 10:18 PM

Far out, that dude looks unreal.

Was shocked reading the comments and finding out he's 19?! Those are some damn perfectly chiseled features for a 19 year old.

Well that settles it. I'm old and bitter. :(.

Posted by: Lydia at March 19, 2010 7:33 AM

He's too tanned to be a blogger. Are they going to add superficial blemishes to his very pretty pretty face or is the character an alien with extraordinary looks and with a heart of gold?

Agree with Lydia,I don't know a 19 year old with abs like that, maybe if they take "supplements" and sleep in gym, yah, but when does he have time for that, as pretty as he is.

Posted by: tallulahc at March 19, 2010 1:36 PM

But can he rock the blogger issue snuggie?

By god, I think he can. That is one very pretty manchild, who completely violates gay/cougar math rules, rendering him unsnarable by me. If, however, he needs a "mentor" to "shadow" I'd like to be first in line. *elbows Pajibettes discretely*

I'll be donating $50 to charity for this comment and the dirty, dirty pictures in my head.

Posted by: chamalla at March 19, 2010 4:19 PM

I've got news for you- he's 19 now, almost 20, but in both of these pictures he's 16.

Posted by: Christopher at March 19, 2010 11:34 PM

...and Mickey Rourke had a giant jellyfish.

Posted by: Annika at March 18, 2010 5:25 PM

About the only good thing in that movie, that jellyfish.

Posted by: ilikepie at March 19, 2010 11:48 PM

THAT'S the kid from Alex Rider? Holy shit...

Posted by: Mimi at March 20, 2010 3:20 AM


















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