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Please Stop Staring at Me

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (31)



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I took 15 credits of Russian history and literature back in college, enough to minor in the subject if my University had offered a minor in it. The topic that intrigued me most about Russian history — besides Dostoevsky — was Gregori Rasputin. I was obsessed with the mad monk, and absolutely fascinated with the hold he had over the dying monarchy — a death that he had a hand in ushering. He was essentially an evil motherfucking con artist, who was awfully fond of the ladies, especially virgins (as I recall, he would convince women to have sex with him by claiming that it would rid them of their impurities).

Anyway, what fascinated me the very most about Rasputin was those eyes. Those wicked, evil fucking eyes.

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If you see those eyes, you know you’re dealing with an evil asshole. See, for instance, Charles Manson.

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I see them every once in a while. They have a way of haunting me, and what is it about people with that kind of eyes about their ability to hold sway over someone else. For instance, you know where I last saw those eyes?

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Eerie, huh?

I’m driving toward a point here, and it is this: There are now two competing biopics in development based on the final days of Rasputin. Man, they could not kill the fucker. He had survived a stabbing from a prostitute at one point, even though his innards had allegedly fallen out. And then, once those close to the Tsaritsa had concluded that Rasputin held too much power the family, they poisoned him, stabbed him, shot him in the back three times, castrated, and clubbed him to death before wrapping him up in a carpet and throwing him into an icy river. Autopsy reports showed that he drowned, meaning that he was still alive when they tossed him in (some reports even suggested that he freed himself from the carpet wrapped around him before drowning).

Anyway, he’s a compelling figure on which to base a movie. Variety is reporting that one of the movies set to shoot soon is Raspoutine, a $12 million French/Russian-language TV co-production starring Gerard Depardieu, who decidedly does not have Rasputin’s eyes. The other production is a bigger budgeted ($25 million) feature called, Rasputin: The Healer, which is meant for the movie screens and will be released in the fall of 2011. Both movies will focus on the last two years of Rasputin’s life.

(Source: Variety and Dark Horizons)









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Comments

I'm surprised there hasn't already been a movie about Rasputin (that I know of). I suppose his character, the events that surround his death and the burgeoning Russian Revolution would be enough to carry the project, but however they make it, it'll just end up being the mother of all snuff films. Can't wait!

Posted by: vic at May 20, 2010 4:06 PM

MANSON EYES!! Save me, Jeebus.

Posted by: MM at May 20, 2010 4:14 PM

I heard Rasputin had an enormous... nevermind.

Posted by: Macgrubers Penis at May 20, 2010 4:17 PM

As his drinking and lusting and hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about that outrageous man became louder and louder.

Posted by: Melodie at May 20, 2010 4:27 PM

Rah! Rah! Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.

You're welcome.

Posted by: admin at May 20, 2010 4:32 PM

Wasn't there a Rasputin movie starring Alan Rickman. Or was that about Mesmer?

The scariest eyes I've ever seen belong to Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy. Tom Sizemore's got them too. They say, "I may be dead inside, but I will fuck you up."

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 4:48 PM

Dude! She's got the crazy eyes.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 4:49 PM

Michael Jackson's father too. He looks MEAN.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 4:50 PM

It was a shame, how he carried on.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at May 20, 2010 4:54 PM

Yes, but the same can be said for the Romanoffs.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 4:55 PM

There was a movie. I'm pretty sure it was called Rasputin: The Mad Monk. I saw it in a theater when I was like 5 years old and it scared the beejesus out of me. They could not kill that guy. I had to take the bus home, and I was totally freaked out. I have loved scary movies ever since.

Posted by: James S at May 20, 2010 4:56 PM

Rasputin's been villains in a number of movies. Never actually seen a biopic of him, so I guess this will be a first. And second.

What I don't understand is why he's constantly portrayed as the embodiment of evil. Is it possible he was just a religious huckster who was nearly impossible to kill? How does one make the leap from greedy and borderline insane to evil?

Posted by: SJ at May 20, 2010 4:58 PM

@James S - That is the only story I have heard comparable to Mr. Julien's tale of being dropped off as a six year old to see a movie that turned out to be Soylent Green.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 5:01 PM

@SJ - How does one make the leap from greedy and borderline insane to evil?

To find out, you'll have to buy my book. It worked for me and it can work for you too.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 20, 2010 5:03 PM

Raspoutine: It's All Gravy From Here On In; The Early Years.

Posted by: replica at May 20, 2010 5:10 PM

“As I recall, he would convince women to have sex with him by claiming that it would rid them of their impurities.

Ahhhhh.....brings back memories.

Posted by: Pookie at May 20, 2010 5:18 PM

I remember being taken to see "Nicolas and Alexandra" in 1971 and Rasputin was played by Tom Baker. That's right, The Doctor played Rasputin. Scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2010 5:31 PM

There's been 42 movies about Rasputin.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009290/

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2010 5:33 PM

that picture of him looks like Crispin Glover...

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3824851200/nm0000417

go ahead... tell me I'm wrong

Posted by: Tammers at May 20, 2010 5:41 PM

Fuck. Now I want some poutine....

Posted by: Odnon at May 20, 2010 5:52 PM

So, who's the freak with the pacifier necklace?

Posted by: fauxdog at May 20, 2010 6:09 PM

Mrs. Julien,

The bring-a-child-to-an-adult film apparently is a common theme. Mr. Scorzi's father (who moved here from Puerto Rico with almost no English under his belt), once took him and his younger brother to the movies when they were about eight and nine. I guess the kinks in his English were still being worked out, because he took them to one of the grindhouse theaters in Times Square (Times Square in the SEVENTIES) to see either The Hills Have Eyes or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mr. Scorzi said the first time someone was murdered onscreen his dad looked around at the freaks in the audience, realized this wasn't the best place for children and grabbed both their hands and mumbled "Vamanos, vamanos."

Posted by: scorzi at May 20, 2010 6:37 PM

That's how my Uncle Gary died.

Posted by: superasente at May 20, 2010 6:40 PM

The last person I saw with wicked, fucking evil eyes?

Spencer Pratt.

That crazy asshole is going to go on a killing spree one day.

Posted by: stardust at May 20, 2010 9:19 PM

Whoever said Crispin Glover is a genius. Dude is freaky enough as it is, imagine him in a giant beard and motherfucking crazy eyes galore. Brr.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2010 10:23 PM

I hope Rasputina gets a gig out of this.

Posted by: , at May 21, 2010 12:01 AM

http://eotd.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/gary-gilmore-live.jpg

Lookin' through Gary Gilmore's eyes ...

Posted by: , at May 21, 2010 12:02 AM

It's so unfortunate that all of the rumors and lies that the nobility spread about Rasputin to discredit him, became history. There was nothing evil about him. He was a healer. He was pro-peace and advised the tsar not to go to war. He helped many of the severely oppressed peasants and Jews when they had virtually no rights. And he tried to get cabinet ministers who were anti-war and for equal rights for Jews. This is why the nobility hated him and spread false rumors which became historical fact. Because it's not the common man who writes history. At that time in Russia, Jews were also portrayed as evil, unclean, devilish beings not to be trusted. Even Russian historian Edvard Radzinsky ("The Rasputin Files") admits he helped many. He never harmed nor killed a soul, but the Romanovs slaughtered entire villages of Jews and other disenfranchised people.

Posted by: Mrs. C at May 21, 2010 10:46 AM

charlie don't surf.

Posted by: kikz at May 21, 2010 11:29 AM

@fauxdog
He was on the Survivor tv show recently (I don't watch. Had to look it up}

Posted by: Ms MoMo at May 21, 2010 2:57 PM

So who's guy number 3? I don't recognize that picture...

Posted by: Withnails at May 22, 2010 2:11 AM