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Soooo off base. It's a Zombie movie. A whole new type of zombie movie...

Since Dear Frankie is on my short list of Movies I Can And Do Watch Over and Over, I feel bad for Butler. What happened to him since he played that laconic drifter? From that movie, he seemed like he was headed for a career in roles that Viggo turned down due to "scheduling difficulties." But no. He turned out like a puffy bufoon ex frat guy. Such a waste.

Oh Dustin. Surely 64 words would've sufficed for this?

I keep forgetting Butler exists. Like I don't dislike him. I"m pretty indifferent to him. Loved him in Rock N' Rolla actually. Still I keep forgetting he is a thing.

The most unrealistic part is where ESPN cares enough about soccer to hire a 'soccer commentator.'

Gerard Butler is from my hometown.
Hell, I even know someone that shared a flat with him.
We're practically the same age, and I've maybe even been in the same pub as him at some point.

I wish his career had been as successful as mine, and mine sucks.

I just kept thinking about playing with my own boys...

Well, then, stick your hand in your pocket and have at it.

Sheesh.

And time. I knew I wasn't wording that right for this crowd.

You bring the clips and quotes of lame-ass plots to my desktop screen. You
insult my intelligence. You threaten your audience with predictability and schlock! Oh, I've chosen my movies carefully, Butler. Perhaps you should have done the same! This is balderdash! This is mediocrity! THIS....IS.....SOCCER!!!!!

Ugh, Butler is on my "I'm ashamed to say I find him attractive" list.

I figured when I clicked this article I'd just see the word "lame" written 101 times. I suppose your synopsis works just as well.

So? Does the fact that it's predictable automatically mean it's a bad movie? I mean, let's face it: if it had Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams in it, you'd all be lined up with your sleeping bags and teddy bears already.

Well, I'm lined up with my sleeping bag and teddy bear. Though I'm not sure what I'm lined up for. Maybe if I'm the only one, I'm not "lined up" so much as "standing". Anyway. My therapist tells me that I carry the sleeping bag and teddy bear in an attempt to recover a sense of security that I had as a child, but have since lost, but I think she's trying to trick me into not saving my fingernail clippings in my right front pocket. And I'm not switching them to my left front pocket. No way, no how. That pocket is for for eyelashes.

What was our point again?

No. No no no. Even if it didn't star two of my least favourite people ever (Jones and Butler), no.

And why must they do that with trailers? Just attempt to leave a little mystery why don't you? Even if it is a romantic comedy.

I don't understand how a studio allows this! Isn't the point of a trailer is to wet your appetite, and NOT to resume a movie for you??

I don't know, maybe that is the point. People who like to watch romantic comedies don't go to the theater because they want to be surprised. They want to know beforehand if a movie follows the formula they are accustomed to.

I like how that little girl cheerfully announces that her sister died. Because kids aren't emotionally attached to their siblings in any way and will consider the death of one to be an interesting fact they can announce.

Not it!

Whichever one of you downvoted that - you can just go to hell and die.

So that's how he keeps those cheeks so nice and puffy - children line up and he sucks out their brains.