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By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 9, 2009 |


Sad news to report today, folks. After 8 near perfect films, billions in box-office grosses, and unprecedented critical success, Pixar Studios has finally hit its first major snag. From the looks of the trailer, Up — about a man and a boy who adventure around the world in a house propelled by helium balloons — may be its first spectacular bomb. It is the Paul Blart of Pixar flicks — a huge, bloated, exploding artery of gelatinous suck. I thought that, after Pixar successfully made the transition from independently-owned studio to Disney-owned one, that it’d be smooth sailing. Clearly, Disney studios has finally got its tenterhooks firmly entrenched into the ass of Pixar. It’s ruined, folks. It’s been sullied. The streak is over. Weep for humanity, y’all. Weep! Weep! Weep!

Nah. I kid. It’s gonna be another awesome Pixar film. Please go on with your lives. Look for it May 29th.


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