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Pixar Promoting the Molest O' Bear

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)

Lots-o-Hugginmovie poster.jpg

The marketing folks over at Pixar, in an effort to help get out the word for a movie nobody would otherwise know about, Toy Story 3, have come up with a neat little fake commercial for a toy of a dubious intentions. Lots-O’ Huggin’ Bear gives you lots o’ hugs and lots o’ love and lots ’ fun … all he wants is a little love, and he’ll be your friend forever.

Ironically, that was the same marketing campaign for the Catholic church back in the ’80s.

This will be one of the creepier new toys in Toy Story 3, due out this summer.


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Comments

Teddy bears should NOT have suggestive eyebrows.

Posted by: Craig at April 26, 2010 10:04 AM

They take those things to school, the fifth-graders will wallop the stuffing out of them.

The bears? No, I mean the boy with the bear.

Posted by: , at April 26, 2010 10:09 AM

I'm missing what you're seeing, dude. Looks pretty harmless to me.

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at April 26, 2010 10:11 AM

It's disappointing Pixar is finally becoming Disneyfied with the endless sequels. Toy Story 3 this summer. Cars 2 next summer. Monsters Inc 2 in 2012. So much for the original offerings.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 26, 2010 10:14 AM

Why does that bear have a cane? If that bitch is battery operated, I'm calling the authorities.

Posted by: admin at April 26, 2010 10:26 AM

I think the best part is that Lots O' Huggin Bear is voiced by Ned Beatty. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH!

Posted by: Prisco at April 26, 2010 10:37 AM

That thing looks like Ed Asner. Ironically, Mr. Asner is not cuddly at all.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 26, 2010 11:06 AM

Nah, you're looking too far into it, it's just an imitation of an old add. It's not supposed to be suggestive, it's a kids film.

Posted by: Steph at April 26, 2010 11:51 AM

Of course the company closed after they released Lot's o' Stabbin' Clown. Voiced by Tim Curry. I bought one for all my nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 26, 2010 11:54 AM

As the parent of a toddler and someone who will inevitably see that movie dozens (and dozens, and dozens) of times, I actually like the off-color little tidbits that Pixar sneaks into their films. A little bit o' perversion keeps it interesting!

Posted by: cydeleida at April 26, 2010 12:09 PM

I really like that "old VCR line-o'-distortion running along the bottom of the vid. Very nice touch. It's impressive how much it mimics a real vintage toy commercial.

Also, I'm relieved that I'm not the only person who thinks that bear looks like Ed Asner.

Posted by: Jerce at April 26, 2010 12:10 PM

All bears look like Ed Asner.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 26, 2010 1:05 PM

Actually. I think the pic looks alot like Danny DaVito Bear. Anyone catch
the video of him on tmz at the Coachella Music Festival? 4 feet nuthin and
dancing away with some bare-breasted gals{?} in the vip section. Just add
pimp daddy cane in right hand.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at April 26, 2010 1:42 PM

Ed Asner is the pedo-bear?

*sigh* I gotta start doing more than just skimming the comments.

Posted by: superasente at April 26, 2010 1:49 PM

All bears look like Ed Asner.

Except Koala Bears. They look like Ed Koch.


I think this is Huggy Bear growns up.

Posted by: bananapanda at April 26, 2010 11:37 PM