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Giant Dork Movie Alert!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)



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Here’s a quick round-up of a few items to get you through the day.

First up, Peter Dinklage. Do I need to say anything more? No. You’re going to see the movie (unless it’s the Chris Rock-directed Death at a Funeral remake). Peter Dinklage is gold, people. He’s apparently in talks for a role in Joe Lynch’s The Knights of Badassdom .

Here’s the synopsis, from Bloody Disgusting:

A huge group of dedicated, costumed LARP-ers (that’s code for giant dork), dressed like knights, elves & various characters, give up their cell phones and take to the woods for the Central New Jersey Knights of Badassdom Adventure Society, where they are set to re-enact a dungeons and dragons scenario right out of the mythical Middle Ages. After being dumped by his sexy girlfriend Beth, Joe reluctantly decides to join Eric and his Larping friends in the woods rather than stay behind and feel sorry for his newly single status. There he meets hot, ass-kicking, intimidating huntress LARPer Gwen, and finds himself a surreal adventure wilder than he ever imagined when a make-believe wizard casts an all-too-real spell from an ancient book he bought on EBay, releasing an actual demon with a taste for human blood — and souls — that starts systematically decimating the players in this suddenly deadly “game.” Will our guys become the heroes they have been pretending to be before time runs out?

I’m not particularly familiar with Joe Lynch — he directed Wrong Turn 2, but the premise is …. well, geeky intriguing, and it could turn into an interesting film, or it could be a complete mess. But with Dinklage, there’s always hope.

In other news, we already knew that Francis Lawrence (I Am Legend) was attached to direct Water for Elephants, which is set to star Reese Witherspoon. The movie is based on the Sara Gruen novel, which is being adapted by Richard LaGravenese (The Horse Whisperer, P.S. I Love You). Now we know that two more actors have been added to the cast: Sean Penn and Robert (motherfucking) Pattinson, who will play a 21-year-old who joins the circus after his parents die in the Depression-era movie. Jacob is entrusted with the animals, but ends up falling in love with the animal trainer’s young wife, to be played by Reese Witherspoon.

Robert Pattinson and Richard LaGravenese give me lots of pause, but Sean Penn (likely as the animal trainer) and Francis Lawrence (on a good day) provide a glimmer of hope. We’ll see.

Finally, Spike Jonze (Where the Wild Things Are) had a 31-minute short debut at Sundance last night. It’s called I’m Here, and it’s a robot love story. Here’s the trailer. It’s cute. And very much what you’d expect from Spike Jonze:









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Comments

One thing that's been bugging me since WTWTA first started being bandied around these parts. What the hell is with Spike Jonze's name? What's wrong with Jones? And normal first names for that matter!

Posted by: Chugga at January 22, 2010 10:40 AM

cool trailer. but why the fuck is it set-up like a TV commerical for Absolut vodka?

And I'll even give Peter Dinklage credit for the Death at a Funeral remake, solely because Zoe Saldana is in it. Yummy.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2010 10:45 AM

Peter Dinklage is fucking awesome.

Posted by: twig at January 22, 2010 10:51 AM

I am not watching a movie about LARPers. Look, I watched "Mazes and Monsters" twenty eight years ago or whatever it is, so I've done my time, alright?

Posted by: Jay at January 22, 2010 11:13 AM

There he meets hot, ass-kicking, intimidating huntress LARPer Gwen

Cast Felicia Day here, and I'm all over this one. No really, all over it like geek on new D&D rules. Like drunk Hasselhoff on a cheeseburger. Like Courtney Love on meth.

I love me some Felicia Day.

Posted by: malikvlc at January 22, 2010 11:17 AM

Did anyone else think they saw that robot try to slip his plug in while the girl wasn't looking? The whole "I don't dream" "I have sad eyes" thing was an act.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 22, 2010 11:33 AM

I am Pardue, and I am a holy man.

Posted by: superasente at January 22, 2010 11:47 AM

Peter Dinklage was great in Underdog.

You see what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at January 22, 2010 11:53 AM

Peter Dinklage was great in that "Midgets vs. Mascots" Trailer that was on here the other day too.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at January 22, 2010 12:03 PM

which is being adapted by Richard LaGravenese (The Horse Whisperer, P.S. I Love You

PASS. I can already see the soft focus and poignant strings and/or flute.

I do love Dinklage though, and that project could be fun.

CALL ME AN ELf ONE MORE TIME!

Posted by: figgy at January 22, 2010 12:21 PM

Wrong Turn 2 was hilariously awesome. In the opening scene, "American Idol" wanna-be Kimberly Caldwell gets cut in half, vertically. She's a fucking annoying bitch, and it was so awesome.

Then she gets accidentally eaten by no-name 20-somethings!

Man, I love me some werebillies (my wife's name for crazy cannibal mountain-folk).

Come to think of it, the first Wrong Turn was pretty awesome too.

Posted by: Snath at January 22, 2010 12:21 PM

So I totally misread the director as Jane (not Joe) Lynch, which made me at least somewhat interested. Probably not my cup of tea. As for Robert Pattinson, I'm not ready to dismiss him just because he is in the Twilight movies. To me it is like dismissing Kate Winslet because she could not do much with the terrible dialogue in Titanic (or Leo for that matter).

Posted by: maceo at January 22, 2010 12:29 PM

I'm too scared of robots to even watch that clip. Despite what Mr. Your Mom says, robots are not our friends! Am I the only one who paid attention to the Terminator franchise? Skynet, people, Skynet!!!!

Posted by: Your Mom at January 22, 2010 12:41 PM

But will they come out of the weird dream sequence/spell and realize the midget--dwarf--was just a friendly schoolboy?

Posted by: eskiimomo at January 22, 2010 12:41 PM

Well played on the In Bruges reference.

Posted by: Vryce at January 22, 2010 1:16 PM

Peter Dinklage is too attractive to be cast as a LARPer. And that's not a compliment to Peter Dinklage.

Posted by: D-Day at January 22, 2010 1:25 PM

1. The Robot looks like my husband when he wears our old desktop PC on his head.

2. That was some kinky robot sex -- plugging into her while she closes her eyes. That was the boringest SEX I've ever seen. My vibrator is more fun than that.

3. I will watch Peter Dinklage in anything, even if it means fastforwarding through the rest of the movie just to see the bits he's in.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 22, 2010 1:50 PM

Peter D as Tyrion has me way more excited than this LARP movie nonsense. Can't wait for Game of Thrones on HBO.

Posted by: stryker1121 at January 22, 2010 2:48 PM

Great! I was all set to enjoy my rather delightful day until I read that Robert Pattinson is set to play one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite books.

I don't give a shit how well he can act. The kid was in Twilight, he's a douche.

Posted by: Melanie at January 22, 2010 4:31 PM

I cannot STAND Sean Penn. Every time I see him, I want to punch him in the face. His face is made for punching - his chin tilts up, his forehead slopes in, all of his features are crammed together in the middle of his face. Combined with the smug attitude, it's like his face WANTS me to punch it.

Posted by: stardust at January 22, 2010 5:34 PM

It does, stardust. Do it.

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Posted by: Brad at January 23, 2010 6:14 AM

Dinklage could be cast in both movies -- I mean, who else is going to play the angry little person who inexplicably befriends RPattz midway through Water for Elephants?

Posted by: vikky at January 23, 2010 11:12 PM