Pearl-Clutching Mommy Bigots Have Worked Themselves into a Tizzy Over Ryan Murphy's Gay Baby Show
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Pearl-Clutching Mommy Bigots Have Worked Themselves into a Tizzy Over Ryan Murphy's Gay Baby Show

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | July 23, 2012 | Comments ()


Remember those One Million Mom assholes? The smattering of women with only 48,500 Facebook Followers who unsuccessfully protested JCPennys use of Ellen DeGeneres as a spokesperson earlier this year? Now they have turned their attention to Ryan Murphy's new sitcom, "The New Normal." The upcoming NBC series about a gay couple (Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells) who try to have a child through a surrogate (Georgia King). One Million Moms website is accusing NBC of "using public airwaves to continue to subject families to the decay of morals and values, and the sanctity of marriage in attempting to redefine marriage. These things are harmful to our society, and this program is damaging to our culture."

You know what else is harmful to society? Horrible human beings like the One Million Moms. Also Daniel Tosh.

"Millions of Americans strongly believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman. NBC's The New Normal is attempting to desensitize America and our children. It is the opposite of how families are designed and created. You cannot recreate the biological wheel."

Funny things about those marriages between one man and one woman: They keep producing those goddamn gay babies, which is really the root of the problem. Maybe if the One Million Moms really wanted to go to the source of the problem, they'd protest whatever hard alcohol it is that they drink that allows them to have sex with their ugly goddamn husbands.

Oh, but at least they got their facts straight:

The organization is calling on sponsors to boycott the program. "It is proven this strategy works!" their statement continues. "It was not too long ago that NBC announced The Playboy Club was canceled after only three episodes because of lack of advertisers!

Was it really the lack of advertisers, or was it because NO ONE WATCHED THE F---ING SHOW BECAUSE IT WAS HORRIBLE.

GOD, I hate bigots.

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