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Pearl Jam Twenty Trailer: It's Like Reducing the Last Two Decades of Your Life to One Go**damn Two-Minute Song

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | July 27, 2011 | Comments ()

It all taste like cheap beer and cigarettes, and look at you watching the trailer with your Starbucks, your low-cal muffin, and your starred out curse words. What the fuck happened? When did you become the asshole 15 years older than anyone else in the mosh pit? Wait? Do they even have mosh pits anymore, or did some government safety council find a way to get rid of those, too?

Fuck the man, I'm going to go get blazed and listen to "Yellow Ledbetter." Just as soon as I take my kid to preschool.

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