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Paul Rudd's Dance Performance In GIF Form Is the Reason Why the Terrorists Will Never Win

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | February 26, 2014 | Comments ()


Those of us who are fortunate enough to live in the free world understand better today why we fought those World Wars, why it was necessary to neutralize the terrorist threat coming out of Afghanistan, and why we had to take out Osama Bin Laden. This great country of ours was built on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and it is necessary to our well being to snuff out any threats to that pursuit. During last night's Lip Sync battle between Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon, we began to fully comprehend what happiness truly means.

Happiness is seeing a man in his 40s wear a suit in front of a national television audience and express himself in the art of dance. No one has better mastered that art of dance in GIF form than one, Paul Stephen Rudd from the great state of New Jersey. He truly is a national hero.

Thank you, Paul Rudd, for showing us what it means to live. May we all aspire to be more like you.








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  • keaton

    the age of aquarius ending to 40year old virgin

  • Danar the Barbarian

    In which he was criminally underutilized.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Has Paul Rudd aged at ALL?

  • thatsmrsnyder

    Hmmm, I'm sorry, but Mr. Rockwell would like to have a word with you RE: your loyalties.

  • Ozioma

    I think I got pregnant from that. Good godDAMN, Mr. Rockwell. Never has a surname being more apt.

  • kirbyjay

    I was somewhat perplexed that Sam Rockwell was not included in the Best of Jimmy Fallon Late Night Retrospective.
    Regarding the Great Rudd/Rockwell Dance Off of 2014, it can't happen. Rockwell is all about the footwork and precision, Rudd is free form full body movement. Apples and oranges, my friend.

  • Drake

    A Sam Rockwell/Paul Rudd dance-off would likely cause the universe to collapse.

  • i'm completely willing to risk that...

  • mzbitca

    Rarely have my teenage crushes been so well nourished as the one I've had on Paul Rudd since Clueless. Thank you kind sir for many years of sending me to my bunk

  • Welp, you do realize you are all pregnant now? ALL OF YOU. Me as well.

  • Danar the Barbarian

    I regret nothing. I'm going to watch it again and maybe get knocked up with twins! Adorable, dancing twins!

  • Leelee

    As soon as I saw the video I knew it would be an endless fountain of amazing GIFs.
    Well played Mr Crap Bag. Well played.

  • Jim

    "...and express himself in the art of dance."

    And shake his money-maker. Day-um.



  • Mrs. Julien

    Just the one terrorist will never win. The others will be victorious and shall see their enemies driven before them and hear the lamentation of their women.

  • Jim

    I think the others will wisely see victory is enough and decide to go for a nice breakfast instead. Maybe buckwheat pancakes, strawberries and blueberries on the side, pat of butter and a gallon of maple-syrup on the side.

  • pajiba

    "Terrorist" is the ultra-plural of "terrorists," don't you know? It's so plural it comes back around to singular again.

    *slinks away embarrassingly*

  • E-Money

    He might have been born in Jersey, but damn it he is FROM Kansas! We have so few to be proud of. Let us have Rudd.

  • LwoodPDowd

    Shawnee Mission West Viking even

  • E-Money

    Kansas Jayhawk even!

  • Paul Rudd dancing GIFs have convinced me this guy would be a riot at a wedding reception.

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