Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster Inspires the Perfect Movie Poster
I'm certain that you're all ignoring your work and are glued to your Twitters, your television screens, and your radios, watching and listening to the coverage out of Boston. I don't blame you. Insane. Insane. There's nothing I can say about the situation in this post that won't be dated in about 5 minutes, but man alive. Insane.
If you're clicking around the Interwebs while you're listening, however, you can at least take in this awe-inspiring movie poster created by Jef Castro for Entertainment Weekly, inspired by Patton Oswalt's eight-minute filibuster speech on Episode VII of Star Wars.
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