Pajiba

I expect many pictures on everybody's Facebook pages. If I can't be there, I at least want to see you guys having a good time.

Motherfuckers. You better not be having too much fun without me!

Oh, what the fuck do I care, I'll see y'all tomorrow.

If we were there, George, I'd even buy you a drink. I've always wanted to see what Texas jails were like.

Ooh! When I lived in Waco, I spent every freakin' weekend in Austin. Try the Green Mesquite, near the corner of Barton Springs Rd. and S. Lamar for some incredible BBQ. (Their Slogan? "Horrifying Vegetarians Since 1988".)
Damn, I wish I could be there.
Have a great time and take pictures, dammit. Lots and LOTS of pictures.

(By the way, several bars on E. 6th Street serve free breakfast beginning at 2:00 A.M. to help you sober up for the ride home.)

No you don't Snath...no, you don't.

Sigh. I hate all of you.

I need advice!!

On how to properly seduce a Playmate?

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I'm not that far from Austin, but I can't go this weekend. Waaahhh! SXSW is someting I've always wanted to do and now the (missed) chance to meet a bunch of great Pajibans just makes it all the more disappointing.

6th Street is the best , watch out for Matthew McConaughey he always used to putt around higher than shit .

Or wrinkled peni.

I bet it's blue too. Perhaps the worlds first zombie shwang.

Silly billies! Advice on what movies to see!

TK, don't forget to poke holes (hee) in the suitcase. And take a fuckton of pictures so I can mock your drunken shenanigans and feel like I'm there. And good God, the food. Can't you guys Fedex me some ribs?

Giant Stetson-wearing pandas.

This makes me so sad and so happy all at once.

Yes, yes, I'm kidding of course. I don't take Pajiba recommendations.

Isn't it like some event horizon when the conversation finally reaches dick bragging? And anonymous at that?

But then, I've never seen the point anyway.

Not relevant to any discussion regarding peneers, except that he may mention said appendages in a few of his tunes, the great Jonathon Coulton will be at Antone's (on E. 5th Street) on Sunday night. Any Pajibans in Austin looking for larfs could do worse than to catch his show.

Is Dr. Manhattan's favorite tune "I Just Blue Myself" ?

And there's no point to trick bras either. Anyone the truth's gonna matter to is gonna be who sees the truth.

Am I the only one who sees this?

Trick bras? Please explain.

Whatever you are, you're not that stupid.

You mean all kinds of push-ups and such, Jay? I guess the idea is to entice them in with the lies, much like those hideous fish at the bottom of the ocean with the lights on their head. Except instead of enormous fangs they have crushing guilt and talk of commitment. By the time you're close enough to see the truth, it's too late.

Photos? But I think Facebook has decency standards. You'll just have to use your imaginations.

"I can only wish the women here would start bragging about their hoo has, in fact they should be required to brag about their hoo has."

When one owns such a splendid piece of equipment, one is far to secure to feel the need to brag.

How does one brag about a hoo-ha anyway? You wouldn't want to say "Oh, mine's bigger than yours!"

Well Cindy I’m willing to be the judge if I’m not to busy.

Oh, you Pajibacon-going boys and girls, please have lots of fun for the rest of us! Remember, photos can be tastefully blurred if necessary, so please do take lots and post them on the Facebook page.

Prove it.

There. Satisfied, Pookie?

(uh...let me re-phrase that....)

That was awefully impressive meaux, almost as impressive as this:

*makes figure eights in the air*

legib stop coddling the kid and go have a drink. They'll never learn if you're always doing everything for them.

Christ. The rest of us are gonna have to read SXSW in-jokes for the next six months.

Just another good reason to drink heavily.

Quite frankly Cindy, girls should brag about that kind of thing. It would make life oh so much more enjoyable.

Really, admin? I like a little mystery myself.

OK meaux, good point. Slut it up Pookie! Oh wait...

Pookie, I can never tell whether you are on the meds or off.

Ok, S. Lamar has ok restaurants.

The fuck we’re going to do in Birmingham, y’all motherfuckers still segregated. Where’s the festival going to be located, in the fucking bottoms?

Ugh. Typical Yankee mentality. We don't actually all burn crosses and fuck our sisters here, Pookie. Well, not all the time, anyway.

Birmingham is a really decent little town, and is a far cry from the episode of "The Heat of the Night" I'm sure you have pictured in your head. We have a black Mayor (even though he's a fucktard), for Chrissakes. AND the Civil Rights Museum. Hell, some of my best friends are black!

In all seriousness, the Sidewalk Film Fest is gaining some national cred with the addition of the SHOUT! Gay and Lesbian film expo, and we get the occasional (very)minor celeb showing for premieres, like Phillip Block and Amber from BTVS.

Come on, give it a shot.

Enjoy your little communist get-together, douchebags, I'm sure Homeland Security will be on your asses.

/hates you all

Jay, you are so confusing. Do not let the answers you want take you from yourself. I need to go lay down, I got gas pains in my sides. Later you guys.