the walking dead / snl / mindhole blowers / netflix / celebrity facts / marvel / liveblogging the 90s

Pajiba Love Bluths: "Arrested Development" Gets Release Dates & Episode Names

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | January 2, 2013 | Comments ()


Did you miss me, my little chimichangas? I missed you! Mostly! Alas, the holidays are over and here we are, back to what we do best. For you that probably means a tried and true method for reading Pajiba on the sly at work. For me that means telling you about trade bidness. Today's trade bidness is like a banger in the mouth, kids. "Arrested Development" will premiere on Netflix on May 4, 2013.

You guys, I am so excited! I'm going to put on my best jean shorts, cuddle up with one of my cousins, and watch the sh*t out of this! My weekend is set! I hope there aren't any parties you were planning to invite me to, because I am busy! Busy like a bead! Bee? Bead? This is the best news ev...what?


Oh, f*ck you, Netflix.

Here are the episode names, regardless. I will go ahead and believe that these super creative names are correct:

Michael 1
Michael 2
George Sr. 1
George Sr. 2
Lindsay 1
Lindsay 2
George Michael 1
George Michael 2
Gob 2

Those are good, strong names. Pffft. Anyway, NETFLIX, you need to get your sh*t together and quit waving your one advantage over Amazon Prime in our faces. YOU'RE MAKING GOB SAD. COME ON.


Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Every time you do, Bill Murray crashes a wedding.

Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


    Though i have doubts of a good return for Arrested Development
    Still, i'm omg excited RAR!

  • These don't need to be amazing, but if they turn out to suck, I will be a very sad pig indeed.
    I'll settle for less-than-great.
    In fact a quality level somewhere between that of seasons 3 and 2 would be fine.
    Actually, screw all that. Be amazing.

  • poopnado

    I'm wondering if they'll be any Archer crossover...Jon Benjamin in an Arrested episode would blow my face off. But that's how you get ants...

  • Lotney

    What!! There is enough man meat inside Tobias for at least 3 episodes full of analrapist juicy blow hard innuendos.

  • Theunis Stofberg

    where is the Steve Holt episode? and also.. STEVE HOLT!

  • PerpetualIntern

    Taste the happy, Michael!

  • dizzylucy

    Don't worry, I've heard the sad tastes just like the happy.

    I cannot wait for this. I'm charging up my "little scooter" Segway, and putting on my leather in case I need to go into a controlled slide.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I don't know what to believe anymore. Just give it to us PLEASE!!

    Also, Lucille deserves two eps at least.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Sure she does, but if they called it "Lucille 2" it'd just be confusing.

    By the by, anyone know if Liza's confirmed to return?

  • Tinkerville

    She most certainly is, vertigo and all!

  • Bert_McGurt

    That's dizzyingly good news!

  • lowercase_ryan


blog comments powered by Disqus