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Pajiba Love Bluths: "Arrested Development" Gets Release Dates & Episode Names

By Jodi Smith | Industry | January 2, 2013 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Industry | January 2, 2013 |


Did you miss me, my little chimichangas? I missed you! Mostly! Alas, the holidays are over and here we are, back to what we do best. For you that probably means a tried and true method for reading Pajiba on the sly at work. For me that means telling you about trade bidness. Today's trade bidness is like a banger in the mouth, kids. "Arrested Development" will premiere on Netflix on May 4, 2013.

You guys, I am so excited! I'm going to put on my best jean shorts, cuddle up with one of my cousins, and watch the sh*t out of this! My weekend is set! I hope there aren't any parties you were planning to invite me to, because I am busy! Busy like a bead! Bee? Bead? This is the best news ev...what?

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Oh, f*ck you, Netflix.

Here are the episode names, regardless. I will go ahead and believe that these super creative names are correct:

Michael 1
Michael 2
George Sr. 1
George Sr. 2
Lindsay 1
Lindsay 2
Tobias
Gob
Maeby
Lucille
Buster
George Michael 1
George Michael 2
Gob 2

Those are good, strong names. Pffft. Anyway, NETFLIX, you need to get your sh*t together and quit waving your one advantage over Amazon Prime in our faces. YOU'RE MAKING GOB SAD. COME ON.

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Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.


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