Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Chris Pratt, Because He Could Cut Glass with His Abs
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Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Chris Pratt, Because He Could Cut Glass with His Abs

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | July 7, 2013 | Comments ()

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From Chris Pratt's Twitter:

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It was just LAST YEAR that Pratt was the featured actor on our list: 5 Doughy Male Sitcom Characters Who Make the Rest of Us Feel a Little Better About Ourselves

Thanks a lot, Pratt. SELL OUT.

On the other hand, he's going to look great in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Pajiba 10 Voting, by the by, begins tomorrow.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Eve

    He gave his wife's 20-year-old cat away on Twitter (by the way, the cat played Snowbell in Stuart Little).

    Abs or no abs, I LOATHE him, don't care about what anyone else says.

  • PamBedelia

    I just dropped in to say, "Dayamn, son." He's a Ginger Sex God with a sense of humor, which means he's now fighting at Hamm weight. I'd pay the hell out of that pay-per-view.

  • Classic

    Oh yeah baby...

  • Classic

    Also yes he was hot chubby but now I want to eat stuff off of his abs...slowly.

  • BWeaves

    Dustin, we really need to to have an ab intervention for you.

  • Mrs. Julien


  • apsutter

    I love him but his metabolism is going to be royally fucked with all the yo-yo dieting from his movies. I would bet he's more naturally like Andy when he's not working out like a maniac to get buff.

  • Maguita NYC

    Tom Hanks and Christian Bale had done it often enough. Although Hanks has been looking a bit off lately... But this might be old age.

  • My top 5 is already crammed full of candidates that it'll break my heart to let some of them go, so, sorry Chris. But you're up there in my oh, top 20.

    That being said: DAMN, Andy. DAAAAAAAMN.

  • trixie

    That's not duckface. That's sadface from no beer for 6 months!

  • e jerry powell

    Unfortunately, I still get apoplectic every time I see a blond dude named Pratt...

    Damn that MTV.

  • Mrs. Julien

    This one is the king of Pratt... falls!

    Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

  • wsapnin

    Who can go 6 mos without beer? Is he Mormon?

  • Lauren_Lauren


  • AvaLehra

    I love a good Scott Pilgrim reference.

  • John W

    With abs like that Andy is sure to make the Pawnee Police force now.

  • Becks

    I love the man but I really don't like this duckface, half naked Kardashianesque twitter picture. I like him with his eyes lit up and a sweet, dopey grin.

    (As an aside, I can't tell if he's purposefully making a duckface or if he's confused by his own iPhone, Andy Dwyer-style.)

  • kirivinokur

    Exactly. "My brother made me post this". Right.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Let him have his vanity cookie since he can't have a real one. If I had a body that beautiful I would dress to show it off. I tend to think that is his "concentrating on getting the photo right" face rather than his duckface.

  • PDamian

    I've been reminding myself all year: Pajiba 10 coming up -- must remember RON PERLMAN! Must remember MADS MIKKELSON! Pajiba reminded us all of Mikkelson; now remember Perlman, who speaks several languages, is happily married to the same lady for over 30 years, and is kind to tiny little would-be Hellboys:

    Oh, and Pratt is pretty fine, I guess.

  • Pat

    Will we also get a list of who's in the Hall of Fame? I want to know if my vote for Fassbender will still count.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Pat, I raised this question on the FB Pajiba group page for you.

  • apsutter

    God bless you Mr Pratt. And get it Anna! Lucky girl

  • Mrs. Julien

    Voting starts tomorrow?!
    So much to do! I must away!

  • Maguita NYC

    This is my first participating voting year with Pajiba (ex-lurker), could you please tell us what are the preparations that we must away with beforehand Mrs. J?

    Are we talking spring cleaning laundry, or summer bikini narrow waxing?

    Hope it's the latter for I'm all ready and hollering to go. Yes, battle cry at the ready for Mads.

  • Mrs. Julien

    There's a lot of cross-referencing; separating the men from the boys; list culling; winnowing; evaluating the value of beauty (Henry Cavill) over dead sexy (Daniel Craig); forgiveness (Craig again - for telling the filthiest joke I have ever heard); self-examination (is my list culturally-exclusionary?); and securing my stays. I'm swamped!

  • Maguita NYC

    Hold-up! What filthiest joke??

    Also, please don't tell me that you find Daniel Craig's "porno actress pout" sexy?

  • Mrs. Julien

    a. It involved oysters and a grandmother.
    b. I find him all kinds of sexy: flames shooting off my body sexy, sex on a stick sexy, just the way he puts his arm around his wife's waist at public appearances slays me sexy, walking sex sexy, he's so emphatically male sexy, the very definition of sexy as opposed to good looking sexy, his is the only celebrity sex tape (from my mouth to God's ear) I would ever watch sexy, he's an exception to my general indifference to blondes sexy, and so on. You think I'm going to hold the occasional silly photo against him? I want to hold me against him.

    I don't think I'm alone in this and if I am so much the better as it means more imaginary sex for me!

  • Tinkerville

    Why would you deprive us of a long list of Pratfall gifs and adorable Andy pictures? I thought you were on our side, Dustin.

    That said, after seeing that picture I suddenly became much more excited for Guardians of the Galaxy than I was before I clicked on this article.

  • The Replicant Brooke

    Maybe he and Mads and Viggo can fight it out. In slow motion. Also in oil.

  • emmalita

    I've looked all over this post but I can find the long list of Pratt pictures to find adorable. Did they get distracted by beer and waffles?

  • emmalita

    Oh I found some (sorry, I'm no Maguita)

    Doughy, patriotic Pratt with wife:

    Bert Macklin, FBI:

    Andy Dwyer, hero:

  • TheAggroCraig I don't understand.

  • Dan

    Beer makes you fat.

  • the dude

    (spit take) Beer makes you fat?

  • Batesian

    Counterpoint: beer is tasty.

  • Dan

    Yes. Yes it is.

  • annie

    Just look at that jawline. Between that and his and Anna's appearance on Top Chef where he was adorable and used words like umami, well. He's a dark horse in my Pajiba 10.

  • apsutter

    Those two were great on Top Chef! I was so psyched when I saw they were the celebrity guests.

  • What does this mean for Parks & Rec next season? That is not a man who eats chili from a frisbee for breakfast.

  • emmalita

    Chris Traeger whipped him into shape? Or costuming will make him look less cut.

  • the dude

    Chris has 2% body fat. Andy has 25 % body fat. Just FYI ;)

  • John G.

    Chris is ...literally.. the best trainer there is and he will ... literally...not settle for anything less than 2% body fat on Andy.

  • NathanielS

    Gain a Hill, lose a Pratt. Circle of life. Good on him

  • Maguita NYC

    He's starting to look a lot like Patrick Wilson... Which is always a good thing!

    But Mads is still number one on my list, no matter how you consider it.

  • sweetfrancaise

    ... He looked better before. I miss doughy Pratt!

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