"Pacific Rim" Trailer: Guillermo del Toro Eats Pieces of Sh*t Like Michael Bay for Morning Tea
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Pacific Rim Trailer: Guillermo del Toro Eats Pieces of Sh*t Like Michael Bay for Morning Tea

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 29, 2013 | Comments ()


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For those of you who saw the Transformers movies and thought, "Michael Bay is a pu**y," then have I ever got a movie trailer for you: Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim looks like it sh*ts Michael Bay movies in between snacks. It looks like Transformers, Battleship and Independence Day had an orgy with bath salts and gave water birth to an action movie.

Mind you, it looks dumb as hell, but man alive: It is BIG. Also, Charlie Day from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" still looks unrecognizable in the trailer.





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