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High Noon: In Space

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (4)



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They’re really getting into the lower tiers of films trying to find things to remake at this point. Warner Brothers is remaking Outland, a 1981 space western starring Sean Connery that basically just took the script to High Noon, and shot it with space suits and swearing. The original wasn’t badly received, but wasn’t particularly loved either. It’s not a cult classic, it’s just a mediocre old movie that hardly anyone even remembers was made, and only pulled in a couple million dollars more than its $16 million budget.

They’ve gotten Michael Davis (Shoot ‘em Up) to direct, and rather than being set on Jupiter’s moon of Io and involving the marshal fighting assassins sent by the corrupt administration as the civilians refuse to help, it will be set in a space station near the moon and feature a cop who uncovers a conspiracy and takes on a private army. The mystery here is why they’re even bothering to call it a remake. There’s no draw built into the title, by all accounts they’re changing major parts of the story anyway … maybe they’re going to cast Sean Connery in the lead again.

Okay, I’d watch that.









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Comments

Shoot ‘em Up was an abomination. I can't think this will do anything but suck balls.

Posted by: ed newman at August 20, 2009 9:54 AM

"it’s just a mediocre old movie that hardly anyone even remembers was made.."

Way harsh dude....waaaaaaaay harsh.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 20, 2009 1:15 PM

Oh, I actually saw this! I only remember one line, and only because it was in the thickest brogue Sean Connery has ever managed. When asked "What about your men?", he answers:

"My men? My men are shit."

That's writing, people.

Posted by: James at August 20, 2009 11:32 PM

Shoot'em up is a fun little action grotesque and should not be taken seriously.


I like the original Outlander, but not so much that I resent a remake.

But I just learned that there is a remake of M.A.S.H in the works. If that's not a reason to go on a murder spree, I don't know what is.

Posted by: FabMax at August 21, 2009 12:08 PM