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'Ouija': The Movie Starring A Fancy Piece of Cardboard. And A Ouija Board.

By Jodi Smith | Industry | July 16, 2014 |

By Jodi Smith | Industry | July 16, 2014 |


Do you guys remember when I joked about a Ouija Board getting its own movie? And we were all thinking, “HA! RIDICULOUS!”

From the people that brought you Shitty Horror Remake and Shitty Horror Remake of That Other Thing comes the horror movie where a goddamn Ouija Board is the main attraction. Ouija dares to show the closeups no other movie will! SO MANY FINGERS ON THE PLANCHETTE! SO MUCH SITTING, YOU GUYS! BOY HOWDY!

Let’s watch this action-packed trailer. Try not to roll your eyes so far back into your head that you can see your own thoughts.

Ugh. God, Debbie. Way to get yourself killed by a malevolent spirit and ruin everyone’s fun. EVEN GOOD ORAL HYGIENE IS RUINED, DEBBIE. YOU ASS. I think she’s been reading nosleep on reddit, grabbing a strange Ouija board and contacting spirits for upvotes. DEBBIE IS THE WORST.



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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