Open Tabs: Katie Couric Is Not a Nice Person, and John Oliver Attacks Washington Redskins Owner Dan Snyder
Open Tabs is a round-up designed to allow me to close all the goddamn tabs to interesting trade-news stories that I don’t have anything to say about.
“Everyday is Mother’s Day. Let’s give dad this one Sunday in June, and, you know, be good spirited about it.” — Something an actual Fox News personality said. Aloud. On TV. (RawStory)
President Obama’s eldest daughter, Malia Obama, has been working as a production assistant on Extant, the Spielberg produced CBS sci-fi series starring Halle Berry. (The Wrap)
There is a model who looks just like Elsa in Frozen. Weird. (Uproxx)
Here’s the season two trailer for Ray Donovan. I’m sorry.
Finally, we’ve heard all the arguments against Dan Snyder continuing to use the team name Redskins already, but leave it to John Oliver to breathe fresh new, hilarious life into the debate. F*CKING CHANGE THE NAME ALREADY, SNYDER.
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Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)