Pajiba

While I'm left slightly cold by Ms. Yustman's ass, the linked-to zombie photo is fantastic!! AMC rules!

Zommmmbieeeees... come out and plaaaaay!

At any mention of a fourth Bourne flick, I instantly think of the time Matt Damon was on the Daily Show saying he'd never do it because it would be the "Bourne Redundancy."

1) OMGTOPHER. I was starting to get worried for him. He can do better than returning from semi-obscurity than Valentine's Day. 2) That made me love Ralph Macchio even more. How adorable is he? If middle-aged men can be adorable. Not that he's aged any since his late 20s. 3) Katic is not untalented! Or maybe I only started to like her when they changed her hair. 4) There is no four. Take that, mofos.

Idleprimate: speaking from a US perspective, NSFW usually indicates nudity but can also denote extreme violence. Must other items are kosher.

As for why many of us read sites at work, we sit in chairs for hours on ending typing info into databases. A break every hour or so to read a fun site is a good rest for the brain and probably healthier then going outside for a smoke, which is what I used to do.

Although I cannot speak for the majority of pajibians, I am fairly certain it is an accurate representation of middle class white collar Americans.

I just had a discussion with a friend about Stana Katic's acting talents. (Yes, it started with Nathan Filion in Castle.) My friend thinks she's "terrible." I say that she's really pretty and that she's not offensive, she's not amazing, she's good enough. Also, she has Nathan to play off of so it all works out.

She really is very good looking though.

Whenever Cleopatra is mentioned, what always comes to my mind is the delicious way Leonor Varela rolled out of that carpet.

idleprimate:
You are assuming we all do the same thing. My position is largely reactionary by nature. I chesk some reports in the morning, makes sure all is ok, and then wait to see what goes wrong. In the downtime, I surf the web. We can't have music so that's out. I can't read at my desk, but some co-workers farther from the boss do manage to pull that one off. However when the call or email comes in that there is trouble I don't put it off to finish my newest witty comment before addressing it.

In conclusion, stop being so judgemental. You have no idea what any of us do on a daily basis. And yes, you sound like you were an asshole to work for.

The only times I get to post during daytime nowadays is when I'm on sick leave or on personal time off.

/misses the good ol' days
//get off my lawn

Fuck yeah! Any day I see that header is a good day.

Thanks, Rowles!

You rock, dude.

like a baby’s toes or the small of a woman’s back
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... the hanging curve, good scotch, and long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days.

Six weeks out of the year, I am in non-stop, stress monkey mode, riding herd on 5000+ people to get them to take training they must, by law, complete in order to keep their jobs. No time for the internet then.

The rest of the time, I manage data and answer questions and do what I can to keep the peace in a very large institution. I'm super efficient at the data parts, and the other things require people to seek me out, so I have a fair amount of down time. I spend most of it reading up on news items that might impact my work. Since that involves tracking the infinite ways people find to express their hatred for one another, once in a while, it becomes necessary to laugh. Good thing I have a boss who doesn't mind, as long as the work gets done.

Also, no one else wants my job (as I've been told many a time), so I get cut a little slack.

Am I the only one that has been under the mistaken impression that MM was a boy? Worldview rocked.

Am I the only one that has been under the mistaken impression that MM was a boy? Worldview rocked.

{sniff} No, I'm a girl. To be fair, most of the women on Pajiba talk about how hot other women are on a regular basis, so it can be difficult to spot us.

Oh, and just in case this was part of the confusion: I'm not Michael Murray who writes Pajiba columns. I'm just someone *else* with the initials MM. And not Marilyn Monroe, Matthew McConaughey, Michael Moore, Marilyn Manson, Mandy Moore, Matthew Morrison, Megan Mullaly, or Marshall Mathers either.

That pretty much means that MM is Matthew Modine. AWESOME!

I was very busy at work this week so I am trying to catch up on posts now that the work week is over for me. Good thing I did too, otherwise I wouldn't have found out about Matthew Modine's sex change operation. See, idleprimate? That's why we need to read this site at work - otherwise we may miss out on important information like this.