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I feel like this could rile some people up. I mean, people got weird when Seth Rogan fucked Rainbow Killer, what happens now that it's an actress we actually like?

Wow, that looks pretty awesome. If it's as good as Pineapple Express I'll definitely be happy.

Watch this goes into the toilet, and Blart gets a sequel. Justice, if it was ever present in the first place, left Hollywood a loong time ago.

You can't slam on Blart and then turn around and choke on Rogen's dick like that.

That's how I know you are gay.

Why you stopping motherfucker???

Love it!!

I'm just kinda amazed to see Seth Rogen in something other than an out and out stoner comedy for a change.

If Anna Faris will stick to stuff like this and Just Friends, it's not too late to shed that House Bunny stink. Not that Just Friends or Observe and Report look like the next coming of Stripes, but Just Friends was overall pretty funny and had its moments. A decent stream of serviceable comedies is all I'm asking for, and Faris shines in ensemble peices where she can be wild and not have to carry the movie.

It looks pretty funny. For some reason, I find Seth Rogen kinda hot. Normally not into chunky dudes with a 'fro, but he makes it work (yeah, I know he doesn't have the 'fro here, which is a plus, but normally, he's rockin' it).

I also thought, "Why you stoppin', motherfucker?" was funny. I suspect women think it's funnier than men do.

I'm just bored with the whole Rogen-schtick. It's ok, but gets boring after a few repetitions.

Optimus, you're forgetting Elisabeth Banks. I mean...which world does this happen in? I don't mean to say that pretty women are shallow, but...his characters are always losers or stoners, not particularly intelligent or charming, so please tell me how he would attract beautiful smart confident women?! I really want to know.

JakesAlterEgo Yes, I would like to. Because you made me laugh. You know how that works. But I have to warn you, I DO like my fries all frilly and latticed and extremely hot and just salty enough, not too salty and just very slightly greasy.

Great. Now I'm hungry AND turned on.

Do you leave other people's fries alone though, Ms. Beaverhausen?

TK I don't care what you say, I refuse to believe that you're a loser/stoner/un-charming/stupid.

I'm starting to suspect that I'm shallow for being attracted to intelligent, funny, confident, ambitious men.

"It makes me a tiny bit uncomfortable how obsessed Seth Rogen is with dick sucking jokes and drunk girls puking, but it makes me even more uncomfortable that I have a teeeeeny tiny crush on him, especially now that he's sporting super short hair and a bit more of a gut (I like 'em thick and clean cut)." - Anastasia Beaverhausen

GOD BLESS WOMEN LIKE YOU!!

Hey, we're fairly close, but that doesn't mean I want a handjob from the guy.

I know a lot of women who like men with a bit of meat on their bones. Or maybe more than a bit, that's fine. My hairstylist won't even go out with a guy unless he's on the chubby side. You guys know Darryl on The Office? The warehouse manager? HE is HOT. Rowr. Like a great big chew toy.

The one thing I regret is ignoring all those super skinny guys in high school. I now know, thanks to facebook, that 20 years later they FILL OUT! Damn. Who knew???

I've liked Seth Rogen ever since Freaks. On a scale of Rogen comedies, Pineapple Express wasn't much to marvel at. I even got stoned for that one, and that is a leisure I only partake in once or twice a year. On a scale with all the other shit out there, Pineapple Express is top shelf. Or at least on display on the counter below the top shelf. It sure ain't the shit in the well or the vitriol degreasing the gunk neath the spirit ditch.

I'll continue to give Rogen a pass. Even though he may turn out to be more like Larry the Cable Guy rather than Liz Lemon, so long as he keeps delivering the earnestness, I'm having another.

And Anna Faris was hot. Who knows if she's funny? There just aren't that many good female comedy roles out there, apparently, unless you're writing them yourself.

Who am I kidding? She's still hot. I don't have to see them naked and even if the Devil and Buddha had Senor Godtopus shanked by a host of Hinayana angels, what I am certain of is that fake boobs have a way of cornering a man into submission. In The Dark. Not that any of us coming to this site would know by any legitimate means.

fake boobs have a way of cornering a man into submission

But fake boobs are not hot. If anything they're something to try to ignore, if not a titillation deal breaker.