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Now Bring Them Down Like a Clock at Two

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (10)



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This is it Katee, time to make your move. Things since Battlestar Galactica haven’t gone so well, you’re losing the geeks and no one else has gotten a real chance to see your stuff. Kick it into high gear, baby. The sexy thing will probably work and I know you’ve got a wry sense of humor hidden under that dress. Hell, whip out the boobs to get ‘em paying attention, then knock their socks off with your fast-talking, sneering ways. But speaking woman to girl-crush, you have to kick this thing in the ass, otherwise I’m really worried you’re going to end up on Lifetime fighting another has-been over some milquetoast husband who’ll probably kill you in the end anyway. And that’s no way for Starbuck to go out.

On the other hand, Sexy Evil Genius could get you noticed. Billed as a dark comedy, the film follows a group of strangers gathered together at a Los Angeles by a mutual ex-girlfriend (Sackhoff). Though her intentions are unclear, as the night unfolds the woman takes revenge, seduces and unveils her…um…sexy, evil genius? Okay, so the plot sounds sketchy as comedy plots often do - but if it’s done right it could work. Shawn Piller (“Greek”) will direct the script written by Scott Lew (“Stephen King’s Dead Zone”). In an interesting aside, Lew is afflicted with ALS and cannot speak or traditionally write - he is only able to communicate via computer, one letter at a time, so getting this script completed is quite an accomplishment.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Sackhoff will also co-produce Sexy Evil Genius. Girl, shake your head, you know what to do.









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Comments

Katie Could get my Sack hoff any time she wants....

Posted by: meh at December 16, 2010 5:40 PM

If I'm allowed to see Starbuck's boobs I'm afraid my program will be near shutdown from mission completion. Spartacus gave us Lucy Lawless's luscious goods. I could probably live without seeing #6's but it certainly wouldn't hurt. You know what? Better throw in Roslin's stuff too for good measure.

Now, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Paultera at December 16, 2010 5:45 PM

that header pic is the best christmas ever!

Posted by: idleprimate at December 16, 2010 6:02 PM

What the hell? She looks completely broken in that header pic. I can't tell if it's just the dress that's weird, or if her ass is really sunk into that couch or what, but it doesn't look right.

Posted by: Chola_Figgy at December 16, 2010 6:04 PM

She seems chestier here and in CSI than she did onboard the BSG -- physical maturation, or silicon enhancement?

Posted by: Steve at December 16, 2010 6:27 PM

Does it say something about me that, when I read "woman to girl-crush", the next part of the sentence came to me as "you have to lick this thing in the ass"?

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at December 16, 2010 7:08 PM

yes

Posted by: midas89 (heavy) at December 16, 2010 7:58 PM

On behalf of other female BSG (and Starbuck) fans: Hell yes.

Posted by: Lbrstn at December 16, 2010 9:34 PM

I could probably live without seeing #6's but it certainly wouldn't hurt.

Does that mean you didn't see her pictures from Playboy?

Posted by: Uda at December 16, 2010 9:51 PM

I didn't think that she was good at all on "24".
Okay, she sucked.
She's better than that.
I hope this movie does good things for her.

Posted by: Spender at December 16, 2010 10:03 PM