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Posted by: Aquaman at April 15, 2011 11:00 AM
When I see "Thor" and "Slurp" in the same sentence, I immediately think of Figgy.
Posted by: Kballs at April 15, 2011 11:03 AM
"Become the THOR of your Store." I would pay good money to watch a hulking Swede wield a warhammer all around a 7-11, screaming "VALHALLA, I AM HOME!!"
Posted by: Markus at April 15, 2011 12:20 PM
you wound me, kballs.
#shouldabeenme
Posted by: gp at April 15, 2011 12:36 PM
I would pay good money to watch a hulking Swede wield a warhammer all around a 7-11, screaming "VALHALLA, I AM HOME!!"
Hey, what do you know! That already happens at the Sevy near my office. Only there's no hammer, and he's not Swedish. It's just Larry the crazy hobo, spinning in circles with his dick out.
Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 15, 2011 12:41 PM
I was gonna protest, but...um...yeah. Yeah I would.
Posted by: Figgy at April 15, 2011 12:54 PM
Man, I work at a 7 Eleven. All of the promotions always suck insanely, but they do provide me with countless entertainment, such as the Kiss collector who wanted the "poster" of our Kiss Fountain Drink Cups that were for sale during a Kiss promotion a few months ago. The sign was cracked in the middle, but I dug it out of the trash for him. He said he was going to display it prominently in his collection of Kiss memorabilia. People ALWAYS want these promotional materials, too, so much so that we've been told not to give them away - we have to SELL them. Needless to say, I wouldn't charge anyone a dime for a half-cracked sign I pulled out of the trash. And now this has nothing to do with Thor, although it really never did. Have a nice day, everyone.
Posted by: Jumping Fences at April 15, 2011 3:09 PM
YOU'RE THOR? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!
Posted by: John at April 15, 2011 4:44 PM
Slurpee Cups rule!
Way back in the day, I had nearly all of the superhero Slurpee cups. (There was a 7-11 across the street from my school.)
I think the only ones I missed were Infectious Lass and The Red Bee.
Posted by: The Mutt at April 16, 2011 1:08 AM
What a fuckin' douche.