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Not To Be Out Did By Glenn Beck, Victoria Jackson Is For Real And Has Her Own Web Show, Too

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (32)



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At least, I’m fairly certain she isn’t satirizing ultra conservatives like former liberal-ish Frank and Dennis Miller (no relation). If it is, she’s so committed she should be in an institution. But even if she was faking it before she made it, there comes a point when the simulation ceases and all that’s left is reality. And in this reality, we have Victoria Jackson co-hosting a political chat webseries in the same vein as “The View” called “PolitiChicks,” where she gets to be the Star Jones, or the Rosie O’Donnel, or the Whoopi Goldberg of the bunch. And her show already has two episodes! Eat that, Glenn Beck’s still “brainstorming” cartoon!

If Jackson’s whole thing is a bit, I don’t think pro-life activist Jannique Stewart, The Patriot Update’s Ann-Marie Murrell and editor/activist Jennie Jones are aware of it. That, or those ladies are in on the worst performance art of all time, because damn if their bios don’t read as perfect parodies of “Real Americans” — not to be confused with the Real American Heroes, who get more entertaining the more one imbibes adult beverages. The other three also seem to be taking themselves very seriously as one of the few bastions of majority conservative thought. I’m pretty certain they each regret their life choices the instant Jackson opens her mouth.

The cringe inducing first episode is embedded below, and the second episode, wherein the PolitiChicks re-blow the lid off Obama’s Birth Certificate, can be found on their site. If you can get further than two minutes in, you did better than me.

And some conservatives wonder why they find themselves the butt of the joke. That said, if this joke is really on us, that might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

If.

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force and tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He found some fantastic “G.I. Joe” PSAs, all of which were really real, whereas the mocking dubs were all terrible. Turns out, the Overlord was right, it is pretty hard to mock something that’s already self-mockery.









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Comments

You know, that is a bizarre collection of crazy people. But I think what's most telling about Victoria Jackson is that periodically throughout that whole episode (yes, I watched the whole thing, no, I'm not happy about it), you can catch the other three women occasionally glance at her with a "wow, this lady is fucking crazy" look in their eyes.

Which means damn, you are goddamn bananas.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 18, 2011 10:46 AM

I suspect she's not only crazy, but has Tequila in her as well.

Posted by: FabMax at November 18, 2011 11:36 AM

It's legit. She's been pretty outspoken with hard right Republican views for a while.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 18, 2011 11:37 AM

The really depressing thing? There are legitimate critiques of Obama and the Democratic establishment from the right. They exist! They make sense! There is a conservative case to be made on issues that people care about that stands in opposition to our current center - left President. It's just that they consist of Obama's civil liberties record, inaction on direct employment, and monetary policy. And that's not FUN!

Posted by: JByrd at November 18, 2011 11:43 AM

Why is each voice panned to a different speaker. Dammit! Voices should generally be in the middle!

Right wing media has become an unintentionally funny parody of itself in the last few years. Take some minor talking point and blow it up into a tirade to prove a point about everything that's wrong with society today in an attempt to stir anger up in seniors and the poor. It's bad all over the world, check out Canada's Fox News berating one of our most celebrated performance artist, google: sun news Margie Gillis .

Posted by: joelboy at November 18, 2011 11:46 AM

Godtopus Dammit Victoria Jackson! Stop trying to destroy my love for UHF!

Posted by: Bistro at November 18, 2011 11:57 AM

Look! Poe's Law in its natural habitat. Don't make any sudden moves. I'll be in my Amurrican Flag blind wating for the Teabaggus Boredatlunchus to start agoogling. Someone put out some copies of Bill O'Reilly's new book to lure them closer.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 18, 2011 12:26 PM

God forbid there are conservatives in the world. We must shame them all into goosestepping with us liberals every chance we get!

Seriously, you guys act like conservatives are some minority of the population, or at least you clearly wish it. Too bad you guys'll probably lose power next year to those you mock relentlessly.

Posted by: Yo at November 18, 2011 12:31 PM

//pokes O'Reilly book closer to visiting fauna//

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 18, 2011 12:42 PM

Yo, You either didn't watch the video or you are insanely stupid. I watched this yesterday and it took me hours to get through it. I had to keep pausing every few seconds to slam my head on my desk. Not a single rational thought is formed in that video by anyone.

Posted by: Paultera at November 18, 2011 1:34 PM

What Bistro said.

Posted by: MM at November 18, 2011 2:11 PM

Mrs. Julien, you remind me of my favorite comic of all time:

Bloom County, 1982

Posted by: MM at November 18, 2011 2:18 PM

Oh. Your. God. Their website is hilarious.

“I’m a conservative not because of the culture, my own opinions or life experiences, but because of my faith in Jesus Christ and my biblical worldview”

“My boss at Vision to America said, ‘Victoria, we want videos. People don’t want to read all the time,”

Posted by: Paultera at November 18, 2011 2:28 PM

My Opus Reindeer approves MM!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 18, 2011 2:41 PM

Hey! Paultera! Listen Mr. All-Smart-And-Shit, reading is hard, OK?

Posted by: Ghisent at November 18, 2011 3:04 PM

@Yo:

No, we're not making fun of conservatives. We are making fun of the irrational fuckwits who produce videos like the one above. And you have to admit: these guys control the opinion machine of the republican party. If you don't want conservative opinion leaders to be mocked, do something against the current nutters and make a collective effort with your fellow conservatives to put some rational people in charge.

Posted by: FabMax at November 18, 2011 3:17 PM

Great Unholy Cthulhu.

I loathe The View on general principles because I can't stand the incessant arguing and the need to talk louder than the next person. If you wish to discuss, show some manners.

This lump of offal, though - and conservatives wonder why others mock them.

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 18, 2011 5:03 PM

As has been said, there is no way to NOT find these people hilarious and scary at the same time, because yes, she is clearly insane, and has been for a while. And yet people on the Right do take her seriously. Which is even funnier and scarier.

As has been said, if you want the world, the world, to stop making fun of Republicans, force your party to stop endorsing crazy people. Voice your true opinion about the crazy people in your own party rather than standing up for them just because they're in your own party. Clean up your shit, don't whine when we point and make fun of your shit.

It's not a defense or an offense, it's merely stamping your feet and whining. If you want to see someone make fun of Obama, go watch something by, ummm... that guy...no...ummm, sorry, can't remember anyone beyond Dennis Miller and he's lost somewhere. I think Ben Stein has a project or twelve in production.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 18, 2011 5:12 PM

I wish those broads would just get back in the kitchen where they belong.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2011 5:13 PM

MM >> Thank you for that Bloom County nostalgia!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 18, 2011 5:26 PM

Actually, I don't think they should have any part in making something that people ingest. They should just be allowed to roam an open field in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Paultera at November 18, 2011 5:31 PM

I don't know, That Victoria Jackson looks like she knows good food when she sees it. And if their mouths are full, they can't talk.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2011 6:14 PM

@DarthCorleone - the best thing about that cartoon is it's 30 years old and NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

I miss Bloom County.

Posted by: MM at November 18, 2011 6:37 PM

If Bloom County started running its original cartoon strips again today, they would most likely be just as relevant as they originally were. Plus, they would piss off all the right people, so I am in favor.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2011 6:50 PM

Is Victoria Jackson conservative? Or is she just really really stupid and religious and racist?

Posted by: John G. at November 18, 2011 9:20 PM


Conservatism is injured by its strong overlap with superstitious nonsense (religion).

Liberalism is injured by its secret marriage to Socialism ( a social and economic system that is surely proven the Epic Fail King).

Both need to shed their toxic skins and fight on a purely rational playing field.

As for VJ, she was great on SNL 25 years ago and now is evidence World War Z is underway.

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2011 9:22 PM

I read somewhere on the Interwebs recently (So, it must be true!) that Bloom County is in re-release. Nice article with an interview with Berk Breathed as well. Can't recall where just now.

Bloom County is my all-time favorite cartoon ever, and wouldn't you know Breathed never really wanted to be a cartoonist.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 18, 2011 9:43 PM

Didn't some bitches wash Jesus' feet with their hair and scented oils, you scoffing hypocritical idiots? Man, Christians suck more meat and marrow off the meager bones they call critically thought out arguments and call it a proper meal. Add a few taken out of context historical events or facts and they will sit in indignant head wobbling fury until the arrival of their Lord, (Oily Head) Jesus. Please, just stop.

Posted by: debbye at November 19, 2011 4:49 AM

"Is Victoria Jackson conservative? Or is she just really really stupid and religious and racist?" yes on all four. Its kind of an inclusive deal, like pregnancy. I do make fun conservatives, of course I make fun of liberals as well. Its just that liberals have a sense of humor. Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: clancys_daddy at November 19, 2011 10:17 AM

Really good point, debbye! It makes me think you should be on some bizarro-world counterpart to this show ... and I'm sure it would be just as fun to watch.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at November 19, 2011 11:58 PM

BTW, I've tried three times, now, and I still cannot make it all the way through this clip. I feel myself being exponentially endumbened with each passing minute ... important ... thoughts ... dissipating ... must ... buy .... truck

Posted by: Johnnyboy at November 20, 2011 12:06 AM

Did she eat the other Victoria Jackson?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 20, 2011 2:58 PM