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Not Even Memory-Erasing Adamantium Bullets Can Keep A Good Mutant Down: The Wolverine Is Back On

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (11)



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Since Darren Aronofsky “quit” The Wolverine last year, a new director has come aboard and the movie’s villain has been clarified, but Wolverine himself, Hugh Jackman, signed on to sing in Les Miserables. Much was made, at the time, of Jackman’s insane muscle-gain and morphing physique for the part, which he then had to lose after the film missed its planned start date. So THR’s report that Fox has rescheduled The Wolverine’s for July 23, 2013 is only mildly surprising.

Apparently, that will be enough time for Jackman to get into fighting shape for a presumed Fall-Winter 2012 shoot. Fox wants us to take them seriously this time, calling their long-delayed attempt to wipe X-Men Origins: Wolverine from our collective memory a “priority.” I’m inclined to believe them simply because, put in those stark terms, they can’t make the supposed adaptation of Frank Miller’s original mini-series fast enough. I don’t expect we’ll see too many more The Wolverine updates until the summer, and once Jackman starts doing press next autumn for that silly musical thing, the news will be full-bore.

As the comic book movie gods taketh Batman away from us, so they shall giveth unto us the Wolverine. If only they could give us Batman-meets-Wolverine

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Rob Payne also writes the indie comic book The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). He’s actually okay if Fox is just trying to save face and never makes another Wolverine movies — you can’t fail if you never try.









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Comments

Awesome I've been waiting for this newzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: admin at February 8, 2012 9:13 AM

Rob - Aren't you just going to confuse people with those Amalgam books (fun as they were!).

Posted by: Green Lantern at February 8, 2012 9:23 AM

I will admit i support all the wolverine movies for the simple fact Hugh Jackman as a hulking beast of a man is hot. I could not tell you anything about the Origins movies except for Hugh is naked and he yells.

Posted by: blacksred at February 8, 2012 9:25 AM

go fuck yourself rob

Posted by: greg at February 8, 2012 9:31 AM

Fuck it, I'll make the film.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 8, 2012 10:03 AM

Geez Rob, what did ya do to this greg guy? Sleep with his wife or something?!

Listen greg, if she was into it, then there was obviously an underlying problem in your marriage to begin with. Maybe Rob did you a favour!

Posted by: MurderBot at February 8, 2012 10:10 AM

Much was made, at the time, of Jackman’s insane muscle-gain and morphing physique for the part, which he then had to lose after the film missed its planned start date.

Is this still happening though because I was waiting to see Hugh turn into a pit bull for the role.

Also, this is why I'm confused bout the whole Darren Aronofsky not being the director. Wasn't he the one who told Hugh that he was too tall, looked like Clint Eastwood in those long shots and needed to bulk up to appear shorter?

Posted by: haplo at February 8, 2012 10:18 AM

No, MurderBot, he waits patiently, like a trapdoor spider, for someone to say anything negative about X3: The Last Stand or Wolverine -- both correctly regarded as cinematic dreck by the majority of sane, right-thinking people -- and then he POUNCES. And possibly cries.

Posted by: Craig at February 8, 2012 11:04 AM

Haha, really?!

Man, I can understand someone actually liking those movies, (There's no accounting for taste, after all) but to come out in vehement, militaristic defense of them? What gives?!

Posted by: MurderBot at February 8, 2012 11:33 AM

Craig and MurderBot

As someone with a little experience in this area, it's a result of becoming too invested in your own little meme. greg has now become identified with "go fuck yourself" and must keep it going lest he lose himself or his identity.

...or some kind of similar psycho babble.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at February 8, 2012 12:04 PM

Oddly enough, the Pajiba review of X-Men 3 is pretty positive.

Posted by: FabMax at February 8, 2012 1:10 PM