NO! NO! NO!
Say it with me: "Please let this be a bad joke. Please let this be a bad joke. Please let this be a bad joke." This simply CANNOT BE. (Behold my majestic leftover Lost rage rearing its ugly head!)
According to Kristin (who seemed to have a lot of inside Lost information) at E Online, a source at ABC says they are in initial discussions to do an Alias reboot. Someone with half a brain realizes that the disastrous Rambaldi storyline shouldn't be included, but this is all part of a plan to keep the viewers who love... a convoluted storyline that ends up so far gone it can never be properly resolved? That's just theorizing on my part, of course.
Am I bitter? Why yes, yes I am.
And please, for the love of Jesopus, file this in your "I promise to never watch" folder.