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Anti-depressant?!?

But just look at her! She's all somber-eyed and dour. I bet her wardrobe is chock-full of dark clothing to match her dark mood on dark days in her dark world. She couldn't crack a believable smile if a proper Mandingo-type snuck up and laid it on her.

Laid his pipe, is what I'm saying.

Nicole Kidman is just scary.

I bet that Kidman lady is one cold fish, she looks like she don’t suck no dick either. You just know as soon as her man cum on her she jumps up and runs in the bathroom and washes his junk off of her as quickly as she can.

Charming.

Good call, PaddyDog. I hadn't even thought of the Botox thing. Hmmm... Could THAT be the reason that Invasion movie was such an easy choice for her?

Why do all these dramatic, sad roles go to an actress with one the most frozen faces in Hollywood?

I demand that she star in a movie opposite Keanu Reeves where they play a married couple who lose all 12 of their crippled but inspiring children when a plane transporting puppies, bunnies and candy crashes into their house. Anything to draw some emotion from either of them.

Whoa whoa WHOA!

Eckhart, who is shooting The Rum Diary, opposite Johnny Depp’s Hunter Thompson...

You drop that in the middle? I am overcome with joy and anticipation of Johnny playing HST again. Whee!

Nicole, bring back the red! You were gorgeous in Moulin Rouge. In the words of my cantakerous father "the whole damn world is going blond". Isla Fisher and Amy Adams are hot right now!

Your fake chicken embryo eating soul will burn in hell for eternity for such thoughts branded.

Nicole Kidman aside, I'm excited for the movie adaptation of "Rabbit Hole." I saw the play last year and it was utterly fantastic. Depressing as hell, but great. If Kidman and Eckhart can bring even half the emotion the script calls for (and I have no doubts about Eckhart), it'll be well worth it.

Well, it's technically not Hunter, since it's a novel, but it seems to mirror a lot of his time working in the Caribbean.

Anti-depressant?!?

Ah say, it was a joke, son, a joke!

Or: "Sarcastic Font: On"

I still absolutely love the Golden Compass Kim Novak look, but red is good.

Hey, lay offa Woodstock!

I will beat you with a bag of mini eggs

No, no, no! What a waste of sinfully delicious chocolate. They are what M & Ms can only aspire to be. I do wish they'd make a dark chocolate version.

Now back on topic - I really loved the Nicole of yore, she of fiery, red curls and a little bit of frizz. She of Dead Calm and To Die For; she was the Nicole who could have kicked Cruise to the curb with her stiletto (only the heel would have gotten stuck up his tiny arsehole and he'd have died of some anal-obstruction related horror). Nicole, you coulda been somebody (with moveable facial features).

She's too pale to pull it off

Aw now, whaddaya want, Julie? Platinum blonde with a tan? I've eaten something today--I don't wanna vomit it!

So, to sum up my previous comment: red hair. The part of my brain that assists with synonyms is still sleeping.

I think John Cameron-Mitchell is brilliant and no can tell me otherwise. I will actually break my streak of never paying to see a Nicole Kidman movie just for him. Maybe his being director will break her streak of never having been in a movie where a man sucked his own dick.

Look, say what you want about Ni'Kid. She cuh-razy, fo' real. BUT this is an amazing script and story, with deep characters and painfully realistic anguish, and even a few moments of that inappropriate-feeling humor that pops up at funerals, and the like.

The bitch is almost completely grey. Grey can't hold the red pigment well, so she has no recourse but to go blonde (or look like a facially frozen geriatric).

They are what M & Ms can only aspire to be. I do wish they'd make a dark chocolate version.

Cindy, they do make dark chocolate mini eggs. they also make them for Christmas--they are red, green, and white--i think they're supposed to look like ornaments or something.

Holy shit. Is it Christmas yet?

I really did use to love her. Moulin Rouge! cemented that love, because such a crazy spitfire in that, so fun and ENERGETIC. But it seems that only a few years after that she resorted to just using her WHISPER voice where everything is said in a raspy whisper close to tears, she shot her face so full of Botox it barely even moves, and the love is gone.

Hmm...Though on the topic of Nic Kidman movies, what do you guys think of 'The Others'? I saw this the other day and absolutely loved it. She was great in that, I thought.

***SPOILERS*** About The Others, because I don't want to get yelled at for spoiling a movie that's like 10 years old

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I always thought that she had no expression...because she was DEAD. Makes perfect sense! You don't want dead people to have faces that MOVE, do you? Sheesh.

OK, no, she's really just plastic by then.

***END SPOILERS***

I'm always afraid that Nicole Kidman is going to stab me. Just jump out of the shadows somewhere and stick a shiv in me. Brrrrrrr.

Ahhh Practical Magic...

you were always on my miiiiiind... you were always on my mind

I too think Nicole has gone a little too far with the botox. She looked so lovely and real when she got pregnant and had to cut off her relationship with the damned poison.

Maybe she thought Eyes Wide Shut was an uplifting movie because she was wiping herself on the toliet?

I just love this new world where everybody talks like they were born in a garbage can. That said, I saw ,Far And Away, with Nicole and Tom the other day on TV and wondered why Ron Howard didn't get an award for that picture. I thought Tom and Nicole did a fantastic job of acting in that picture also!

Hey! She use to be married to Tom Cruise then she has all the right in the World to wallow in a pit of self hatred. She's earned the right dammit! Who are you to say she hasn’t earned the right?

….Poor Katie Holmes, She use to be so happy