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Trade News | August 31, 2009 | Comments (7)


Just after posting a story suggesting that My Bloody Valentine’s Patrick Lussier might be the ideal choice to take over the Halloween franchise in the wake Rob Zombie’s departure and the franchise’s turn to 3D (Lussier, after all, edited H2), it turns out that Lussier already has his next two pics lined up. In fact, Lussier has apparently become something of a 3D horror movie go-to guy, although with My Bloody Valentine 3D, part of the reason why it was so fun was because I couldn’t tell if Lussier was intentionally creating an awful movie (that happened to be extraordinarily fun) or if he was simply incompetent. He’s developing Condition Dead 3D now, with is about a government organization responsible for dealing with zombies (3D Zombies! Hellfuckingyeah!)

And, because no week would be complete unless Nic Cage signed on to another movie (he has a movie coming out quarterly for the foreseeable future), Lussier’s next project is Drive Angry a 3D movie starring Cage. The movie, based on a script co-written by Lussier and his My Bloody Valentine partner, Todd Farm, is about a man “driven by rage who is chasing the people who killed his daughter and kidnapped her baby. The vendetta/rescue spins out of control as the chase gets bloodier by the mile, leaving bodies strewn along the highway.”

So, it’s essentially Fast and Furious meets Kill Bill in 3D. And I hate to say it, but you know what: If it’s coo coo batshit wild-haired snarly thugga 40 ounces to freedom NicCage, Drive Angry could actually be a lot of bad motherfucking fun. The man has made nothing but ass for the last five years, and I think he’s about to turn the corner and head back to Crazy Town. And I dig Crazy Town Cage all the way to goddamn China.

Get me a shovel, wenches. Let’s do it.


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driven by rage who is chasing the people who killed his daughter and kidnapped her baby.

Being that this is Nic " I Still Have All My Hair And Married a Woman Half My Age!" Cage I anticipate a re-write where the dead girl is left as a hot 20-something but instead of his "daughter" it's now the main character's "wife". That's what I love about Nic Cage man, he gets older but his love interests stay the same age*.

And I also like Crazy Town Cage. So, yeah.

*Adaptation excepted.

Posted by: Rusty (formerly Genny) at August 31, 2009 11:56 AM

I like shit that's good, and I don't like shit that's bad. Got it Nic? I've had enough stupid outta you boy, so get it right this time or there's gonna be a problem. The kind that involves lighter fluid and your testicles.

Posted by: Xtreme at August 31, 2009 12:05 PM

Speaking of zombies, check out the Kingston Trio's "Zombie Jamboree" on you-tube.

I'd post a link, but youtube is blocked here at work.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at August 31, 2009 12:19 PM

With a name like Drive Angry and a revenge plot, I can only assume that Jason Statham passed on this one or was busy with another project.

Sign me up for 3D zombies...and if it's *not* Batshite crazy over the top Nic Cage in 3D then I want no part of that.

Posted by: janetfaust at August 31, 2009 12:22 PM

Speaking of zombies, check out the Kingston Trio's "Zombie Jamboree" on you-tube.

I'd post a link, but youtube is blocked here at work.

-Ralphie

Here is your link. I still have this on the 'Kingston Trio - Live at the Hungry I' LP.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H69HODLlDMo

Posted by: GHOF at August 31, 2009 1:46 PM

You had me at "3D Zombies".

Posted by: ashes at August 31, 2009 1:51 PM

All you zombies show your faces.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 1, 2009 12:08 AM





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