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My Sh*t Always Works Sometimes

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (14)



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Will Smith is basically a moneymaking machine at this point. He just needs to show up, grin, crack a couple of jokes and you get a minimum of $100 million out of whatever the project is. He’s got two franchises that have been gathering dust for a few years — Men in Black and Bad Boys.

Both of them have been hit or miss, according to critics, but mega-earners for the studios. Men in Black was a great, fun film that featured an excellent chemistry between Smith and straight man Tommy Lee Jones. The sequel was a mess, a barely memorable smorgasbord of miscues and weirdness. Bad Boys is the ultimate guilty pleasure, a movie I wholeheartedly love and own, despite knowing that it is, when broken down to its base elements, phenomenally stupid. The second is even worse, a gigantically bloated action monstrosity that barely even makes sense. I fucking love that one too. Of course, much like MiB, the main reason I love them is because of the chemistry between Smith and his co-star (Martin Lawrence, in this case).

Rumors have been swirling about a third entry in both series for quite some time. Now, we’ve got a little more info, and a little more rumor. The first is more solid: Barry Sonnenfeld, who directed the first two Men in Black films, has not only confirmed that he’ll be directing the third, but that both Smith and Jones will return. This tosses out the numerous rumors about replacement cast members, although there are still a lot of names that are being bandied about as potential supporting cast members, including Sacha Baron Cohen, Josh Brolin, and Jemaine Clement. Plot scenarios have alleged everything from space adventures to time travel. Who the hell knows.

As for Bad Boys 3, it’s always been a bubbling rumor. Now, Lawrence, while promoting Death at a Funeral, is telling MTV that the third entry is probable, although who knows how reliable he is. Lawrence is kind of the stepchild of the three main players involved in the Bad Boys franchise — Smith, producer Jerry Bruckheimer, and director Michael Bay are key factors. According to Lawrence:

“I met with Michael Bay, and he said he’s onboard too — so it’s real…We’re just waiting on Jerry Bruckheimer to let us know when it’s really real.”

Do with that what you will. Personally, I’d rather see another Bad Boys film, simply due to the sheer action spectacle, the on-screen chemistry, and the inventive swearing. However, if Sonnenfeld can recapture some of the fun from the first Men in Black, there might be some potential there too, I suppose.

(source: Slashfilm, MTV.com)









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Comments

... or we can just have them do neither and the world can be a better place.

Posted by: michaelceratops at April 21, 2010 5:23 PM

The Men in Black pose as outlaws when they get transported back to the Old West to counter an Extra-Terrestrial insurgency. Yep, it'll be Aliens, Smith and Jones.

Posted by: laredo at April 21, 2010 5:35 PM

goddamnit martin!

couldn't you have said, “I met with Michael Bay, and he said he’s onboard too — so shit just got real… We’re just waiting on Jerry Bruckheimer to let us know when shit is gettin' really real.”

COME ON!

Posted by: stopthemadness at April 21, 2010 6:30 PM

No thanks to both. The original Men In Black is so overrated.

I was going to say that even Will Smith is beatable at the box office per Seven Pounds, but even that grossed almost $170 million if you include foreign receipts. Hence, I guess there's no stopping him.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 21, 2010 6:34 PM

Nobody is going to say it? No? It has to be me to go there? Well alright.
*ahem*
AW HELL NAW!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 21, 2010 8:05 PM

Sacha Baron Cohen as an alien - I can SO see that happening. Isn't he from Tralfamigor?

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 21, 2010 10:54 PM

Isn't he from Tralfamigor?

He's Jewish! Oy fuckin' vey; you'd think they'd have enough, blaming every world economic crisis on us and having "convenient" purges every 500 fuck years. NOW you people don't even think we're from the same fucking planet! Jesus Christ, why don't you just Crucify THE REST of us?!

Posted by: D-Day at April 21, 2010 11:54 PM

/end vaguely implied sarcasm

Posted by: D-Day at April 21, 2010 11:55 PM

D-Day, um. My reference was to his many on-screen personae, as well as to his rather unconventional appearance (as in the last scene in MIB2 when it's implied that Dennis Rodman's an alien).

::waves a white hanky:: Truce?

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 22, 2010 3:24 AM

I will totally go see Men in Black Eleventy if Jemaine is in it. But only if he's allowed to keep the Kiwi accent. YUM.

Posted by: Katers at April 22, 2010 9:50 AM

How about a sequel to Hancock or Independence Day.

"Hope you got airbag!!"

Ha.

Posted by: ada at April 22, 2010 10:39 AM

Ada,

As one of Pajiba's resident superheroes, I can vaguely confirm a sequel to Hancock in some level of pre-production. Can't be any more specific though...I forgot my power ring before I left for work this morning.

Yeah, you all think I'm kidding too. Sucks being powerless...

Posted by: Green Lantern at April 22, 2010 12:14 PM

TK I'm with you on this one 100%. Bad Boys, while clearly awful, is just so much friggin fun that I will watch endless sequels. Men In Black, however, should have stopped at the first and I truly believe they will ruin the name Men In Black if they make a third.

DarthCarleone, how dare you say the original Men In Black is overrated. How dare you.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at April 24, 2010 12:44 PM

I was going to say that even Will Smith is beatable at the box office per Seven Pounds, but even that grossed almost $170 million if you include foreign receipts. Hence, I guess there's no stopping him.

Posted by: madeline at April 30, 2010 8:17 AM