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What Do Elliot Spitzer and a Steamy Lesbian Love Scene Have in Common?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (22)



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I lived in New York state for a few years that included the collapse of Elliot Spitzer’s career in the wake of his prostitute scandal. Before he got caught exchanging money for slaps on the ass, that man was some kind of political God. That motherfucker could take down anything or anyone. He was a giant asshole, and we dug that about him. When he went after Wall Street, you could actually feel his fist three-quarters up that institution’s ass. It was fantastic. He was going places, too. And let’s be honest: He’s exactly the kind of Democrat the party needs as someone like the Speaker of the House or the Senate Leader — a guy who would put his foot in your ass, instead of the whiny, woe-is-me, I’m gonna tell my momma on you Democrats we have in those positions now. Instead of putting up with Rush Limbaugh’s shit, Elliot Spitzer would’ve dug up some dirt on him and nailed his shrivelly little dick to the wall.

Anyway, I think the unthinkable is happening here, and maybe the influence of “The Good Wife” has actually had a role in it, however small. But I think that Elliot Spitzer’s reputation is slowly returning. I don’t follow politics much anymore, but I can sense that the man is finding his legs (didn’t he/doesn’t he write a column for Slate?) and is positioning himself for a political comeback. I think people will vote for him, too. They just won’t admit it, and every one will feign surprise when he wins.

That’s what I think. But I’m kind of a moron.

Prolific documentarian Alex Gibney (who also has a doc on Jack Abramoff coming out) has put together a film exploring the rise and fall of Elliot Spitzer. What’s surprising, really, is that Elliot Spitzer is in it. And best I can tell, he’s going to be plenty candid. That’s what you have to do, too. You come right out, admit what you did and give folks enough details to demystify the episode. And in doing so, you somehow earn folks’ trust.

There’ll be a work-in-progress screening of the film at Tribeca this month. In the meantime, here’s a clip, which will give you a taste of what to expect.


Ah, hell. Wrong clip. My apologies — that was from Chloe, an “art film,” directed by Atom Egoyan. Here is our review. Meanwhile, this is the Elliot Spitzer clip you were dying to see.










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Comments

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 15, 2010 9:25 PM

OOOOOOOOH SNAP YOU GOT ME DR!

With this and Carla Gugino? You've got me, how do I say;

“Choking the Ferret”

“Throwin’ Yogurt”

“Playing catch with the hankie”

“Manhandling the muppet”

“Snappin’ the slimjim”

“Bossin’ the hog”

“Straining my eyes”

You slick devil you!

Posted by: D-Day at April 15, 2010 9:27 PM

(all credit to Pissboy for the above, but I could not resist the opportunity for a cross thread quote)

Posted by: D-Day at April 15, 2010 9:28 PM

Never never never never never bet against the comeback. The only thing we like better than tearing down our celebrities is building them back up.

"Don't you know we all want to kill our idols
"More than we want to go on living like disciples"

-- 85 Flood

Posted by: , at April 15, 2010 10:44 PM

Um, art fan. Yep. Becoming an art fan.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at April 15, 2010 11:55 PM

Prostitution should be legalized regulated and taxed.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 16, 2010 12:22 AM

So should marijuana.

Two great tastes that go great together.

Posted by: , at April 16, 2010 12:36 AM

Hey, you got your prostitute on my marijuana!
You got YOUR marijuana on MY prostitute!

Posted by: Jim Doggie at April 16, 2010 1:28 AM

PROSTIJUANA!

FTW!!!!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 16, 2010 2:43 AM

So you're an idiot and a moron. What is up with all the self loathing today Mr. Rowles.

Posted by: rg at April 16, 2010 2:54 AM

I'm sorry, was that trailer Red BAND or Red HAND?

hee hee!

Posted by: Kballs at April 16, 2010 8:14 AM

Prostitution should be legalized, regulated and taxed, but Spitzer had no problem jailing people involved in the trade while he was a high end customer himself. Plus, five grand an hour for the level of Jersey trash that anyone with a popped collar could have gotten? He has no judgment!

The only reason anyone would like him is because they already hate Wall Street types, but that doesn't overcome the dirty tactics he used in extorting various people and companies with "prosecution by press release" and bringing dubious charges which were only settled because his victims didn't want to spend years and millions in legal fees trying to fight the bottomless pit backing the overzealous AG.

A guy who'll bend and pervert the law in order to go after "the bad guys"--where has that gotten us into trouble before?

Find another hero!

Posted by: Bd at April 16, 2010 8:42 AM

I’m not too crazy about Spitzer because every time I see him on “Morning Joe” he comes across as some sort of pompous know-it-all. And I’ll be damned if I take advice from some guy that got dressed up in a fucking diaper for some broad. Why the rush to rehabilitate this guy’s image anyway?

Posted by: Pookie at April 16, 2010 9:14 AM

New York is a state in which Hillary Clinton was elected Senator.

Believe me, Spitzer was okay.

You gotta remember it's New York, know-it-all is a genetic trait. Just like drunk and stupid is in Boston.

LET'S GO YANKS!

Posted by: D-Day at April 16, 2010 9:49 AM

I admire Spitzer's mind and what he's done to take down Wall Street, but I deplore his sociopathic hypocrisy. To be so ruthless with others while thinking you're above the law is just a frightening trait to me.

I must be the only Pajiban who doesn't wholeheartedly endorse legalized prostitution.

Posted by: samantha t at April 16, 2010 10:10 AM

The problem with legalizing something like prostitution is that I personally believe you can only do so on a trial basis before making a yes/no call.

There are a lot of social issues that could be improved (decreased crime, drug use, less spent on criminal prosecution/jailing, STDS (if safe sex is regulated)). But you can't really know unless you give it a shot. There are certainly countries that do prostitution right, and certainly ones that do it wrong.

Posted by: D-Day at April 16, 2010 10:36 AM

While I do not condone legalized prostitution wholeheartedly, I do endorse it being legalized on a case by case basis.

Posted by: Pookie at April 16, 2010 10:37 AM

I'm suprised Elliot Spitzer ever had to leave politics. Lying, cheating, and philandering are usually only considered bad if conservatives do them.

Posted by: EricD at April 16, 2010 10:41 AM

i spit on spitzer.
he killed me.

Posted by: the radio indutry at April 16, 2010 10:45 AM

Soliciting prostitution is illegal. As a former attorney general and as governor, Spitzer was supposed to, you know, avoid doing illegal things. However much you think paying prostitutes for sex shouldn't be illegal, it was in fact illegal when he did it. If someone else did the same thing, he wouldn't get a break.

At the very least, Spitzer's judgment is suspect. If he wanted to be an effective crusader for the Democrats, mission very much not accomplished. He basically handed his enemies (I'm sure he has a few) the means with which to destroy him politically on a silver fucking platter.

I'm not on the "legalize prostitution" bandwagon, either. I don't think it should be a crime, per se, but I'm not a fan of the concept of people making money from selling sex. Although, porn does it, and I don't really have a problem with porn. I don't watch it but don't care if other people do.

Posted by: Slash at April 16, 2010 11:14 AM

What is: Two things that have never been in my kitchen?

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Posted by: Candy at April 16, 2010 12:06 PM