Pajiba

I thought the previous installment, The Final Destination was going to be just that -- THE Final Final Destination.

How deep down into the dried-up, cracked well-bed are they gonna dig, fer fuck's sake??

At least it'll be easy to make the knock-off porno version, "Anal Destination". Oh my god, ARE there knock-off porno versions of the "Final Destination" movies?

Foreplay --> Fellatio --> Penetration --> Flattened by a steamroller

Five-nal is how they want it to be pronounced?

That just plays into the "anal" thing again, like some terrible kind of porn. There's just no way around it, this is a terrible, terrible idea. I'm amazed the producers OK'd it.

It does, however, inexplicably make me think of the Patton Oswald bit about The Sad Boy.

"50 dicks in his ass, like the tail of a peacock"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it once rumoured during development that the new Tron movie was to be called TR2N?
If so, I think that's worse. Because at least "five-nal" is something that is pronouncable by the human tongue. But TR2N - how would you even say that? There is no vowel!! Would it be pronounced like ter too in? or treh twan?

By the end of that show, I would have loved to see Rory decapitated with a chain saw. Might have started watching again.

...That's the most retarded name I've ever heard. It doesn't even make phonetic sense. 'Five-nal Destination'? Let's not even get into the fact that the so-called final film actually managed to wrap everything up in a nice, bloody little bow.

Gah. They should just start calling them Dickety Destination for all the sense that 5 horseshit makes. Dickety-One Destination: 3D can be the inevitable next one.

anal gets a bad rap around here.

My soul dies a little knowing the douche that "created" the word '5nal' is making more money than I am.

For any horror fans that haven't come across the link below, enjoy. It's a few years old, but still a worthy listen. Have your eyes drift to the right side of the page...

http://www.movingimagesource.us/dialogues/all/view/280

Banal Destination

TR2N doesn't seem that hard to pronounce. Trtoon. Doesn't really scream Tron 2 to me, but I am undecided on the remake at this juncture anyway. But back to trtoon, it is like tchst. People presume it is unpronounceable until you realize that you can say matchstick. Or I assume you can. Maybe you can't, in which case i apologize profusely for any inadvertent insult.

Well, I also agree that the name "5nal Destination" is utterly ridiculous. I don't quite understand these directors and producers. They must think that it's necessary to make things more difficult than need-be. But why couldn't they have just called it "Final Destination 5"? Oh, I know why. Because they had to be difficult with the fourth film and name it "THE Final Destination." The suspension bridge idea is another big flaw. They need to quit this car shit. The second film's opening premise was a highway pile-up. They do NOT need another car thing. I just hope it does go back to the basics of the first, as the screenplay writer and producers suggested.