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I already saw this film when it starred Clint Eastwood and was called High Plains Drifter.

...before returning to his home planet of Furya to save it from destruction.

I was hoping they might forget that ever happened. I liked Riddick better when he was just a really badass, highly-trained human, rather than an alien who was born that way and just happens to look exactly like a normal human.

I guess I liked Riddick better when he was Batman, not Superman.

Uhhhhh, Furya was destroyed.

Like...destroyed, destroyed.

Like...there's no coming back from that.

Like...the Necromongers pulled an Alderaan on that motherfucker.

Like...the Lord Marshall eliminated all of his kind because one of them was supposed to kill him. Except for that one that saves Riddicks life and then lets himself burn even to the point where he's still walking as a skeleton.

Whatever, I will still see this movie AND love it.

Yes... je suis confused. Wasn't Furya essentially already destroyed? And all its male children killed? Save one, who, like Moses, managed to get sent down the river and spared from destruction?

Oh, who cares, I'll still see it. Such is the dearth of sci-fi movies to watch. (SyFy movies DON'T count.) I watch The Chronicles of Riddick when it comes on TNT. I admit it. It's not the most terrible movie in the world. The main problem with it is that you can see how it MIGHT have actually been awesome, and it fell so very, VERY short.

Fuck yes i am excited. Chronicles of riddick is one of the worst movies ever made. It is battlefield earth bad and I love every second of it. This news *exaggerated and awkward extended sniff* "smells like beautiful"

So, now I'm thinking as Riddick-ulous' biggest enemy...

My nemesis is stranded on Bumfuck Centuri IV, a planet which has inexplicably spawned several super-predators to sit upon a food chain whose only other link is Riddick himself.
I'm guessing Trisons order in a lot of Chinese...

If I do absolutely nothing, my enemy will be forever playing keep-away with slavering hordes of creatures till one day, distracted (probably trying to sync his iPod), he becomes dinner for some alpha Trison (Guy Fieri in his breakout role).
Vin au Vin, as it were.
He cannot escape...Riddick rendered redundant.

Or...
I can put an exorbitant price on his head, notify hundreds of bounty hunters and assassins (many of whom will need to arrange time off from their day gigs in retail) of his whereabouts and conveniently provide him with weapons and means of escape.

It's the ability to make executive decisions like this that propelled my meteoric rise to power and justifies the big bucks I earn.

Door number two please, Monty.

Now I'm no longer Riddicks biggest enemy, instead I'm a movie producer which current anthropological theory classifies as a subspecies of human...
Ah, I smell sequel.
Green light.

Now I'm neither Riddick nor a producer, just me...
Yeah, I'll go see it.

Well ...

If the 'splody planet can come back & the other furries ain't dead-dead (just mostly dead, which means a little bit alive) does that mean they can bring back Kyra, too? (Alexa Davalos)

Priorities, people.

I like Chronicles of Riddick, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. The art direction alone is killer. Tell me those giant ships are not epically terrifying.

Unlike some, Vin Diesel doesn't annoy the shit out of me, his fight scenes are awesome, and his body and voice are pleasing to me.

I've been wondering this doe a while, VD (haha) plays D&D and is an avid gamer, why do so many gamers I know hate him? You'd think they be happy to see one of their own being a badass.

While I wish that they would have gone in the direction of Conan, king by his own hand, with the plot, I could be down with seeing what they do with Furya.

I think that Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black are going to age well.