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How Come the Russians Get Robot Butlers First?

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (13)



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Philips makes HDTVs, and so in an effort to distinguish themselves from Sony, Peyton Manning, and Justin Timberlake, they took the next natural course and sponsored a short-film project. Called “Parallel Lines,” the project was a partnership with Ridley Scott’s production company RSA. Which basically means that 45 directors associated in one way or another with RSA submitted short films in a variety of genres. Five films were selected as best demonstrating “how Ambilight, picture quality and sound quality of Philips TVs bring cinema home.” In other words, they picked stuff that looked cool. I don’t know what Ambilight is. It sounds like a cheap light beer marketed to the power walking community, or maybe to EMTs.

In any case, these five shorts made the cut and got put up online:

The Gift: Robot butlers and car chases in Moscow!

El Secreto de Mateo: A boy, a secret and a donkey. Can’t go wrong there.

Jun & The Hidden Skies: Described as “Jun meets the dragon in an animation adventure.” Yep, sounds like it’s about heroin to me.

The Hunt:: Soldiers hunting something supernaturally horrific.

Darkroom: “Noir sci-fi thriller.” It’d be ironic if a noir film had a reference to light in the title, but instead they always say “dark” or “black.” Not even shades of grey.


The Gift is the most visually arresting of the bunch; here’s the film in its entirety:


That’s just about a perfect teaser film. It fits into that particular genre of sci-fi that’s grounded in the near future, with the world being essentially the same as today but with bits and pieces of futuristic flair grafted in and completely ignored by the characters. One can taste the flavors of the world, and it leaves just enough questions to hook you to want to explore it more. It’s visually neat, yes, but the real draw is that it teases you with potential story.

The Gift was made by Carl Erik Rinsch, who first got some headlines when it was rumored that he’d direct the Alien prequel, before Fox said Ridley-or-nada on the project. He’s also made a number of highly regarded commercials, but personally my TiVo and I don’t believe commercials exist. They’re like unicorns. Rinsch reportedly has already finished the script, design and pre-development. Several studios are in the process of bidding on financing the actual production, which has been renamed Small, on account of it being neither an episode of “Buffy” or a film starring Katie Holmes’ gifts. Concept art below (click to embiggen them):

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(sources: SlashFilm, Philips, SciFi Cool)









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Comments

Pretty visuals. The cops with the white gas masks are a definite rip-off from the game Half Life 2 though.

Posted by: Kittypants at April 20, 2010 10:13 AM

That was cool. "Small." So it is definitely not about my pe-*SLAP!*

Hey! I was just going to say that it isn't about my pe-*WHACK!*

Damnit, will you quit that! I'm trying to say that "small" would not accurately describe my pe-*POP!*

Sonofabitch! "Periodic mood swings!" I was trying to say "periodic mood swings," ya bastard! Sheesh!

.....

Penis

Posted by: Kballs at April 20, 2010 10:13 AM

Bad. Ass.

Posted by: superasente at April 20, 2010 10:19 AM

I'd go see that.

Posted by: Stella at April 20, 2010 10:21 AM

"a boy, a secret and a donkey"

Is this a documentary about the Vatican?

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 20, 2010 10:27 AM

Well how does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?

Posted by: Jay at April 20, 2010 10:33 AM

I love that the robot butler has Perpetual Prissy Face.

I'm assuming he tossed the magical unicorn box into the river to stop the stupid humans from stabbing each other in the neck to get it?

Posted by: DeadBessie at April 20, 2010 10:36 AM

No Paddy, it's a lively Friday night at the Vatican.

Posted by: mrcreosote at April 20, 2010 10:36 AM

Ambilight is actually pretty fucking cool. You can't tell what it does on the youtube video but if you check out the movie on the Philips website you can. The best movie to realize what it does is Darkroom, especially the intro.

It is basically light projected out of the back of the TV that reflects the light shown on the screen. Pretty cool, but I can totally see it having a more lasting effect in sci-fi and horror films.

Also, I don't know if you mentioned it (I'm too lazy to re-read), all of the films have the exact same dialogue. Which is only a few lines.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 20, 2010 10:46 AM

I would totally watch this movie. As long as it is THIS MOVIE and not some stupid Americanized version. Although, funnily enough, as I was watching it I thought, "This feels a lot like a commercial." Which I didn't read until after I watched the clip that the guy is best known for that. On the other hand, in a way, it IS a commercial. So. ANYhoodles. It is delightful.

all of the films have the exact same dialogue.

That is kind of awesome, and makes me want to watch them all. I love that. Though I don't think I like Ambilight much. I found it distracting in this little clip; I kept looking at it instead of the film. I wonder if that would be different were it mounted on my wall? Also, what if I don't have it mounted on my wall? Will it still do that propped up on the file cabinets that serve as my entertainment center? What if I have a cabinet-style one with a backing that's like dark fake-wood-paneling? It seems gimmicky and useless unless you have a particular setup.

Of course, I *have* been a bit cranky this week, so maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Anna von MEGA-SHARKTOPUS at April 20, 2010 11:19 AM

Awesome.
As we all know, turning commercials into full fledged projects is always a win win.

Sure, an amazing 5 minute piece. i dig it.
But like a commercial, it's all accomplished via mood. It works because we don't speak russian. It works because we want more. There's no story here. None.

Posted by: Scott at April 20, 2010 3:00 PM

The Russians can do some mind bending visual tricks when they want to.

Posted by: Nadine at April 20, 2010 3:33 PM

Does anyone know why the Combine are patrolling Moscow?

Posted by: John Blaine at April 20, 2010 7:42 PM