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Pass Those Magic Mushrooms, Man

By Daniel Carlson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (29)



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I don’t own a Nintendo Wii, and because I don’t have a child, I don’t really want one. Nintendo was the console leader when I was a kid, but once machines began adding computing power and DVD players, Nintendo branched off and became pretty much exclusively for kids and families. The high-end graphics, sporting franchises, and action titles found success on Sony’s and Microsoft’s consoles, blowing away the box that used to have the market cornered. The Wii is a great console for mulitplayer and party games, but thanks to “Rock Band” and “Guitar Hero,” they can’t even claim that exclusively.

Accordingly, Tuesday’s Nintendo press conference at the Electronic Entertainment Expo offered more of the same. The leading news was the Super Mario title “New Super Mario Bros.” for the Wii, which will be a side-scroller that recalls the original Mario titles. I’m all for nostalgia, but does Nintendo ever intend to create another character or franchise to carry their brand forward? They also announced a new “Metroid” title. Both of those names have been around for 25 years now. I’m glad they’re still in production, but Nintendo could use a shot in the arm.

They also announced an updated Wii Fit, and a “vitality sensor” for the Wii remote that features a strap that wraps around the player’s wrist to determine their pulse and one assumes their approximate embarrassment level at having their pulse taken by a video game console.

Capcom, meanwhile, also showcased upcoming titles, including “Lost Planet 2,” but the original “Lost Planet” was a horribly designed game with clunky interfaces and just bad gameplay. Unless the sequel really ups the ante, I can’t see it being worthwhile.

But oh, the day was not lost. Tuesday also saw the panel from 2K Games, which offered an update on the forthcoming “Bioshock 2.” The new title will feature a sweet multiplayer setup complete with its own leveling system and tiered weapons, as well as the opportunity to play as a Big Daddy. The first “Bioshock” is a great title, and the new one looks like a worthy successor.

Sony also did some stuff for the PSP. Meh. I don’t own the portable gaming device and don’t see myself buying one — when I need to escape with a handheld game, I hide in the office bathroom with Tris on my iPhone — but if this kind of thing excites you, have at it. For me, the best Sony news of the week so far was tied to the Xbox 360 when developer Kojima Productions announced the other day that “Metal Gear,” which has been solely a PlayStation franchise, will release a title for the Microsoft box. Meryl!

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a TV critic for The Hollywood Reporter. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

I’m all for nostalgia, but does Nintendo ever intend to create another character or franchise to carry their brand forward?

They tried with StarFox, didn't work. Hell half the characters on Super Smash Bros. were attempts as creating a new flagship. People want Mario.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 3, 2009 11:16 AM

Mario is virtual crack. Galaxy is the one game I hyjacked from a 7 year old to play myself.

Posted by: J Stride at June 3, 2009 11:20 AM

Sony also did some stuff for the PSP. Meh.

Yeah, I'm less than excited about it too, but with Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep coming out, I suddenly find myself with a strange fondness for the little piece of crap.

And say what you will about Nintendo's shameless pimping of decades old franchises, it still beats the hell out of last year's E3 showing.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at June 3, 2009 11:24 AM

No talk about Project Natal or the PS3 motion wand?

They're going to REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING AND LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT!

You know, or be a cheap gimmick that will be replaced by normal controllers in 2 months.

Posted by: WampaLord at June 3, 2009 11:27 AM

Hell half the characters on Super Smash Bros. were attempts as creating a new flagship.

Dear Nintendo:

Release Mother 3 on the Virtual Console. It can't possibly cost you anything.

Also the new Metroid looks depressingly like every other space thing ever now. I'm ever so glad they took her from statuesque 200 pound Olympian amazon down to cute blonde thing. God knows we needed a bit more of everything that looks like everything else.

developer Kojima Productions announced the other day that “Metal Gear,” which has been solely a PlayStation franchise, will release a title for the Microsoft box.

Now you too can enjoy 20 hours of cutscenes! But I'm kidding, Kojima is way too batshit for me to be anything but happy with his continued insanity.

Posted by: twig at June 3, 2009 11:27 AM

You know, or be a cheap gimmick that will be replaced by normal controllers in 2 months.

Hellooooooo Six Axis!

Posted by: twig at June 3, 2009 11:28 AM

You may say that Wii is only advertising for children and families, but what with the other two consoles nearly ignoring that demographic, Nintendo is making good money. And honestly, I'd rather play Mario then play some graphic war game anyway. I'm in the military...I hear enough about war--give me Mario Kart any day!

Posted by: brenia at June 3, 2009 11:43 AM

Super Mario Galaxy is ridiculously fun to play but I'm still hit or miss with alot of Wii titles. As a parent of a 4 y.o. I still enjoy the playability and I find it more accessible when friends come over ( since my friends aren't RPG or FPS addicts ).

Posted by: Digital at June 3, 2009 11:49 AM

Would it be possible for Dan or anybody to start a weekly video game article, much like the weekly music article?

You know, or be a cheap gimmick that will be replaced by normal controllers in 2 months.
This is the exact reason I haven't used my Wii in months. I'd rather play better looking games on my 360 and not have to flail my arms around and look like an idiot.

Posted by: henchman for hire at June 3, 2009 11:52 AM

Nintendo is just like Hollywood. Why try to create original titles when recycling stuff is making you a ton of money? Unlike Hollywood though, Nintendo gets it right more often than not. Mario Galaxy was solid. Just about every Zelda they make is a solid improvement. My personal favorite reboot, Mario Kart Wii, is very fun even though its not much different than its predecessor. I agree with brenia. First person shooters are way overdone. Mario Kart gives you battle mode and racing mode without the same old WWII storyline.

Posted by: Dave at June 3, 2009 11:53 AM

"...when I need to escape with a handheld game,
I hide in the office bathroom with Tris on my iPhone."

I play Scrabble on my cell every time I poop. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Skitz at June 3, 2009 12:00 PM

I play Scrabble on my cell every time I poop. Every. Single. Time.

I play Bejeweled Twist.

Posted by: Snath at June 3, 2009 12:12 PM

I don't own any game consoles and I don't see why I should buy one when I have a pc which apart from doing many other things, i can play games on too. For a while I considered buying a PSP simply for its portability and because it looked good but there seemed to be a dearth of good games for the console so I didn't bother either.

The way I see it Wii is not for the "serious" gamer. Being something which you have to move for it focuses on sport titles and silly goofing around for parties, but mostly sports. It wants to present itself as a virtual gym which I think is quite innovative. I know people who use the wii who would never consider playing a traditional video game and think it's a waste of time. Seeing how video games are becoming ever more popuular and how games are not only for 'nerds' anymore I think Nintendo are cornering a market bigger than you can imagine. Quite crafty, isn't it?

Posted by: barf at June 3, 2009 12:40 PM

how games are not only for 'nerds' anymore

I have a horrible feeling I will die before this meme does.

Posted by: twig at June 3, 2009 12:51 PM

I don't own any game consoles and I don't see why I should buy one when I have a pc which apart from doing many other things, i can play games on too.

Because not everything worth playing comes out on the PC, naturally.

Obviously you're not the kind of gamer who needs to play everything, which is perfectly fine.

I'm the kind of gamer that is constantly punching himself in the balls because he has kids to feed and take his money, instead of getting to spend it on consoles and games.

Posted by: Snath at June 3, 2009 12:55 PM

Yeah, Snath, but you get 'responsible adult' points, which I hear you can trade in later for things like dignity.

Posted by: twig at June 3, 2009 1:03 PM

Yeah, Snath, but you get 'responsible adult' points, which I hear you can trade in later for things like dignity.

But can dignity let you chainsaw you enemies in half in high-resolution with force feedback controls?

Posted by: WampaLord at June 3, 2009 1:17 PM

Whoa, what?! Metal Gear for a Microsoft console?

Actually that's been done before. But still, I prefer thinking that there's at least one ceaselessly wonderful exclusive for Sony's systems. Oh well.

Posted by: ChristianH at June 3, 2009 1:32 PM

Team Ninja is part of the development group for the new Metroid...and the game looks like Ninja Gaiden in space (frenetic third person action game in other words), minus the blood and severed limbs. I love the Metroid franchise, but I would not buy a Wii for this game. Bioshock 2 on the other hand will be a first-day buy.

Posted by: stryker1121 at June 3, 2009 2:02 PM

But can dignity let you chainsaw you enemies in half in high-resolution with force feedback controls?

No WampaLord, no it can't. All it can do is gently wash away my tears.

Posted by: Snath at June 3, 2009 2:11 PM

Didn't Nintendo already release a game called "New Super Mario Brothers" on the DS? I remember playing that a few years ago. It was alright.

Also, the PSP is a frigging great handheld to have if you hack it and put a custom firmware on it. Aside from countless emulators from the Sega Genesis to the Super Nintendo, Neo Geo, CPS 1, 2 and even CPS3 (still in early development and kind of slow, but playable) you can also rip your PSP games on UMD and put them on your memory stick for faster access and download them for free, if that's your thing. The PSP has some great titles, it's just been a real slow year for it so far.

And because no one asked, I always play Ace Combat when I'm on the toilet. That or Streets of Rage.

Posted by: Sidewinder at June 3, 2009 3:13 PM

I don't own any game consoles and I don't see why I should buy one when I have a pc which apart from doing many other things, i can play games on too.

The inherent problem with the PC is that in order to play the new games you have to have a very new computer. My boyfriend's computer was top of the line 4 years ago and he can't play freaking Oblivion on it without turning the graphics way down, which somewhat defeats the purpose. It looks absolutely fabulous on the 360 though.

I'm not much of a gamer; I play music games and the cute little arcade games on the 360, but I mostly use our Xbox for Netflix. If we had kids, the Wii would be great, but for the time being we have it packed up. I have considered getting Wii Fit, and I love the Mario games, so a new one would be pretty awesome.

Oh, and my cell phone doesn't have games, so I read Carl Sagan when I poop.

Posted by: Quincy at June 3, 2009 4:02 PM

I like my Wii. Paper Mario is fun, I like Link's Crossbow Training (coulda been longer) and Medal of Honor: Whatever. We have the Zapper gun and that makes it way more fun. I need to try Mario Galaxy. I keep hearing good things.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at June 3, 2009 4:14 PM

I don't have any kids either, but I have a Wii. I fucking love my Wii! Right now I'm obsessed with MarioKart. It brings back happy memories of my N64 days. At some point I'm going to get Super Mario N64 to play on my Wii (it's available for download, I guess)... I just wish that they'd make GoldenEye 007 available as well!

Posted by: Melissa at June 3, 2009 7:08 PM

In the long run your paying more for consoles. how munch are paying for game on console. These days console games are like $70. how long are you going to be using your consoles. A $300 pc is alot more powerful than a $300 consoles. I can do alot more with my pc than a console too.

You get more play time with pc's than you do with consoles. You have access to mods,free games,mmo's and other games. These games can last you a very lon time.

Posted by: dreamhunk at June 3, 2009 7:53 PM

Dan, Dan...I don't have a child but I own a Wii. Why should kids have all the fun?
The hubby is at E3 as I write this, lucky duck.

Posted by: Shazza at June 3, 2009 8:13 PM

I love the Wii, it fits into my "I'm nearly sick of gaming" play style. (Playing WoW for close to 3 years takes the fun out it like nothing else)

There is a lot of shovel-ware on the Wii, but I'm perfectly fine buying only a game or two a year. It's a good thing that Nintendo always puts out at least one solid game a year.

I would like to see some new original content come from them, Nintendo had relied too much on 2nd party publishers for cool new worlds to explore.

Posted by: Orser at June 3, 2009 11:23 PM

I woke up at 4am here in Melbourne just so I could stream Sony's E3 briefing, and find out what their 'megaton announcement' was. It was actually a pretty solid conference. Although I'm disappointed with no price cuts on the PS3. I say this as a Sony fan-girl.

Overall from E3 I'm mostly pumped for Golden Sun DS and a bunch of stuff coming from Sony.

Posted by: Lydia at June 4, 2009 4:41 AM

As someone who was literally raised on Nintendo my brother bought a SNES when I was 5, and we've owned every console of theirs since) I'm actually pretty OK with more Mario-based games. They tend to be pretty good, and while more 'adult' games consoles might release umpteen different franchises of FPSs, at the end of the day, they're a lot more same-y than most of the different Mario franchises (e.g., compare Mario Galaxy to Super Paper Mario)

Posted by: Shay at June 4, 2009 7:35 AM


















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