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By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (13)



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Day 9 may be Jack Bauer’s longest yet, because the unemployment line moves fucking slow.

Yup, after eight season, Fox has finally put the last nail in the coffin that has been “24.” With increased costs, decreased ratings, and increased critical panning, folks have been speculating about cancellation for a while now, and those rumors began to take real flight a few weeks ago. Now that Fox has killed the speculation, the only thing that remains to be seen is whether NBC will try to pick up the show, as has also been widely rumored in the last week or two.

Exec producer Howard Gordon noted that folks “want the show to end as close to peak form as possible,” apparently not realizing that the show was allowed to continue about seven seasons beyond its peak. Then he went on to tell a bold-faced lie: “If they said tomorrow that you have a ninth season, it’s not something we’d be up for because we realize Jack’s story in the real-time format has been told.” Seriously, that’s the biggest heap of bullshit ever because if that were true, they would’ve announced that at the beginning of the season so they could pimp out the Last … Season … of “24”!!!, just like ABC’s been doing with “Lost.”

Of course, even if NBC doesn’t scoop the show up, Jack Bauer won’t really be going away just yet, because the widely-speculated movie is already in the works. In fact, it not only has a writer, Billy Ray (State of Play, but an underlying premise — Jack goes to Europe!

… Man, I hope he runs into the Griswolds! Remember what Clark did to Eric Idol’s character? That was some real fucking torture, Jack Bauer!

(Source: LA Times Show Tracker)









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Comments

not realizing that the show was allowed to continue about seven season beyond its peak

Couldn't agree more. I watched and enjoyed the 1st season (with minor issues, but whatever), but no matter how hard I tried, Season 2 would not - nay, could not - capture my interest.

So why does Pajiba do weekly recaps on a show so many agree to be sub par fare? Not that Cindy doesn't do a fine job, no criticism there, but with the amount of good shows (or at least watchable ones) on this season, is it just a lack of volunteers keeping us from reviews of True Blood, Damages, Sons of Anarchy, etc? Or are there more 24 fans here than I thought?

Side note: just because I consider 24 to be crap does not mean I think you have poor taste if you watch it. I watch plenty of bad T.V. There is no accounting for taste. Only ratings.

Posted by: Xtreme at March 27, 2010 10:57 AM

I’m not surprised at all that this right-wing piece of shit propaganda tool has finally run its course what with that ass-hat regime finally being voted out of office. Once you get pass the ultra conservative bent of this show what you are left with is some forty something year old cold war reject running around torturing folks. Usually these type guys just end up running third rate security companies.

Posted by: The Hoth System at March 27, 2010 11:54 AM

Last week on Eric Idol!
The theme was Penis Songs, and Tanya Dubois had a very hard time with Lady Gaga's "Love Game". Judge Terry Gilliam showed his displeasure by removing Tanya's head and replacing it with an old-fashioned water spigot that poured naked women!
Fan favorite Geraldine Trout went the classic route with "My Ding-a-Ling", and while Carol Cleveland had nothing but kind words, she was reduced to tears by John Cleese, calling her "the worst kind of human being that could exist on this planet, and I've seen Nascar fans."
Meanwhile, dark-horse contestant Mitzi Dangle wowed the crowd with her ragtime-flavored rendition of "Fuck Her Gently", getting a standing ovation from the judges and a pie in the face from the pantomime Princess Margaret.


Sigh. A man can dream.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at March 27, 2010 12:15 PM

"24" had a nice run, but it's obvious that it's time to put the old dog down. While this season hasn't (yet) been as awful as last year, it's just week after week of the same tired old tricks. CTU gets attacked, there's a mole, the systems are down and only Chloe can fix them, Jack was stabbed and shot a bunch of times but he's OK now, yada yada yada. Sometimes I think the writers must have a big fishbowl full of various plot points that they just mix & match.

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at March 27, 2010 2:11 PM

i loved the title of this post.

that is all.

Posted by: stopthemadness at March 27, 2010 2:30 PM

What a shame it had to turn out like this. 24 had a lot of potential and I for one enjoyed watching its 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd seasons, but the plot just went off the deep end and the overall quality decayed into nothingness. If it's time for 24 to end, then maybe it's about time.

Posted by: Oracle at March 27, 2010 2:51 PM

I watched one early-season episode of this trash, just to see why all of my more conservative coworkers were masturbating in time to Jack Bauer's interrogation techniques.

I watched it, and sorry folks, it was nothing. Mere fapping fodder for people who got off watching Larry Olivier poking Dustin Hoffman's dentition in Marathon Man. I'm very surprised it lasted this long.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 27, 2010 3:59 PM

24 cancelled? Now I feel less guilty about this season's episodes piling up on my DVR. For anyone watching this season, is it still worth saving and watching? Or should I use the DVR space for something else?

Posted by: Rlr260 at March 27, 2010 3:59 PM

Actually, Day Five was considered by most to be the best season of 24, so the comment about "seven seasons beyond its peak" is at best ignorant and probably more an indication of someone commenting who actually never watched the show. But, hey, that never stopped Pajiba before. Last season was widely panned, which is ironic since it was the lone season that bowed to the Hollywood brain-jack that America is and always has been the bad guy. Oh well. And here's a little prediction: 24: The Movie will outgross The Green Zone, In The Valley of Elah, Stop Loss, and Redacted...combined.

Posted by: James S at March 27, 2010 4:18 PM

Last season was widely panned, which is ironic since it was the lone season that bowed to the Hollywood brain-jack that America is and always has been the bad guy.

White liberal guilt strikes again. Not that I care, I never watched this show.

Posted by: EricD at March 27, 2010 9:22 PM

'24' is like crack, or at least it was in the first 3 or 4 seasons. I loved that show in its early days (regardless of its implicit political slant) because of its enteratinment value.
The premise behind the show was the Real Time aspect & the race against time; that's what made it special.

The first season alone actually paid attention to this, & that's why it was good. Jack Bauer wasn't always a super-human infallible Chuck Norris type, he suffered setbacks again & again.

Despite becoming an increasingly outlandish & mawkishly patriotic soap-opera, it was still fun to watch; what crazy shit would the writers try pulling next?
After Season 4?

They lost me once they started turning Jack Bauer into the cliche 'Selfless-hero-who-undergoes-torture-so-he-&-he-alone-can-save-humanity' yadayadayada. No sense of humor.
Just like a typical Mel Gibson movie character since Martin Riggs.

Anyway...
Caught some parts of Season 5, but only to see Gregory Itzin as 'President Nixon Jr'. Apart from that it was crap, & they'd used up all their tricks at least twice by this point...

Watched a couple of last season's eppies (after hearing that it was 'rebooted') & I couldn't have cared less.

Posted by: oskar at March 27, 2010 11:26 PM

Side note: just because I consider 24 to be crap does not mean I think you have poor taste if you watch it. I watch plenty of bad T.V. There is no accounting for taste. Only ratings.

WOW
how polite Xtreme is!

Posted by: james at March 28, 2010 1:17 PM

...an underlying premise — Jack goes to Europe!

Does this mean hours 1 through 11 will be on the plane from LAX to Heathrow?

Posted by: ilikepie at March 28, 2010 10:10 PM