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Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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David Hayter’s a man with some solid geek cred. He wrote the screenplays for the first two X-Men movies (otherwise known as “The non-shitty X-Men movies”), as well as Watchmen. While I didn’t particularly enjoy Watchmen (which is why, you slobbering goons, it didn’t make this list), I didn’t think that was due to the writing, but more to Zack Snyder’s ham-fisted directing. Regardless, he’s done enough to make him an official Friend of Geeks (also? Did you know he’s been the voice of Solid Snake in every single Metal Gear game since 1998? I shit you not).

So when I learned that he’s been jonesing to take up directing, I sat up a little straighter. Now, he’s found his first project — a werewolf film that he’s written called Wolves. Not the most original title, but what are you gonna do? Anyway, the film is, according to Hayter, a sort of “Twilight with a bit more bite to it, and without abstinence.” I kind of wish he hadn’t used Twilight as the comparison, but given that it’s set to be a coming of age tale, I suppose I’ll live with it. According to Deadline, “he de-constructed past werewolf films, took out the mythology that haunted the screen adaptations, and found a way to make it a metaphor for a teen maturing sexually into adulthood, at the age when young men howl at the moon.”

OK, so maybe more like a male version of Ginger Snaps. That’s a comparison I’m much happier with, since Ginger Snaps is fantastic. No word on when Wolves will be released, or what studio is attached. Regardless, it sounds like another angsty-teen horror flick, but this one will probably have some actual horror to it. And decent writing. The final bit of unfortunateness (and this is just my own nitpicking) is that they changed the name. The original was called Slaughter’s Road, which is much better. But still — I’m definitely interested. As long as they aren’t weak-ass sissy wolves who pine over girls that bite their lips too much.









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Comments

I just can't make myself interested in werewolves since they became the new vampire. It will take some seriously ossom reviews to entice me to watch this.

I'd try harder to think of a clever "Hayter hater" joke, but I'm too tired.

ZOMBIE MOVIES, ALL THE WAY!! I say this not only because I love a good zombie flick, but also because I kinda feel like one right now.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 30, 2010 9:09 AM

Misfits - Earth A.D.

Posted by: Recondite at March 30, 2010 9:45 AM

Bonus points for the Bouncing Souls reference.

Posted by: Nicolae at March 30, 2010 10:08 AM

I don't like zombie movies *ducks* but I think I could take a werewolf movie. Zombies are too scary for me. It makes it a not enjoyable experience. I can probably stand wolves.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at March 30, 2010 10:21 AM

hey Nicolae...not to burst your bubble...but that's the Misfits.

Youth is adorable sometimes in its ignorance.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 30, 2010 10:47 AM

Whoirsh Mouth

lover...fighter...hottie....wuss.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 30, 2010 10:48 AM

I don't even know what this article is about. I just want to gloat that I saw Kick Ass already. Finally the land of eternal rain (and fucking snakes! seriously Half the reason I moved to the UK was there weren't supposed to be snakes, but you know what there are. Venomous snakes that like to hide under my stairs the evil SOBS. I should have known this because there is a show called Black Adder.. but its Mr Bean..) pays off. Also Philip Morris. In one Week I got to see Jim Carey be a mustachio'd gay anal conquistador and watch harm be inflicted on Nicoholas Cage. This must be what gay heaven is like. I'm ready now your tentacle-y grace, take me to the big thumpa thumpa club in the sky.

Posted by: FiresInAvalon at March 30, 2010 11:14 AM

Did you know he’s been the voice of Solid Snake in every single Metal Gear game since 1998?

Wait, you mean THAT David Hayter?! Those are the same two David Hayters?!

OHMYGODSNAKEILOVEYOUSOMUCH!

..........

...Well, my day's been made.

Posted by: ChristianSeymourHoffman at March 30, 2010 11:20 AM

It's my one flaw, what can I say.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at March 30, 2010 11:32 AM

PissBoy,

Bubble's fine. Prefer the cover.

Age is amusing in its approaching death.

Posted by: Nicolae at March 30, 2010 11:49 AM

Wow, I didn't know the writer Hayter was THE David Hayter of Solid Snake fame. That's insane. The guy is awarded nerd cred already. And it sounds like he knows what people want with a werewolf movie: killin', fightin', and sexin'. Excellent.

Posted by: danny at March 30, 2010 12:41 PM

Well we could use another good werewolf movie. Cuz then there would be two.

Posted by: logan at March 30, 2010 2:28 PM

SNAKE?!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

Posted by: Craig at March 30, 2010 5:55 PM

Every time I see the name David Hayter I think "Snake's voice". Any David Hayter. Even if it's a lawyer's name on a bus bench. That's how much I love Metal Gear and that man's voice.

Also I played some random demo CD that was in Japanese. Endless fun to hear the Colonel say "SNAKERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

Posted by: vdo86 at March 30, 2010 11:00 PM

Thanks, Craig. I was gonna, but you did, so I don't gotta.

Posted by: Lucas at March 31, 2010 2:40 AM

Any project with David Hayter & I'm all for it. :)

And don't forget folks, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker releases in June.

Posted by: Lil Bit at April 1, 2010 2:31 PM