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America, F**k Yeah

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (54)



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Much like Green Lantern, apparently the first peeks of Captain America will come in the form of concept art. Courtesy of AICN, we have here a first look at what the design of the costume in The First Avenger: Captain America will look like.

Before we go there though, can I bitch about that title for a bit? No? You don’t want to hear it? Well, go fuck a goat. Because here’s the thing. He’s not the first Avenger. Not in the comics, and not even in the movies. The movies have done their fair share of retconning, which is likely to continue, but at the end of Iron Man and Iron Man 2, it’s pretty firmly established that The Avengers are already in motion — otherwise known as The Avenger Initiative. And since Thor is the next film to come out, one can only assume that the team is already partially built by the time Joe Johnston’s Captain America film comes out in 2011. Not to mention that in the comics, unless I’m mistaken, the first Avengers team didn’t even have Captain America on the damn team — it was Thor, Ant-Man, Wasp, The Hulk, and Iron Man. I suppose if you want to get all chronological and shit, Captain America was around in the 40’s, but even that bullshit doesn’t fly, because Thor is a fucking immortal and has been around for… well… a long fucking time.

/nerd

Anyway. Here’s the concept art. For those who have been living under a goddamn rock, Chris Evans will be playing the titular Cap, and the film co-stars Samuel Jackson as Nick Fury, Hugo Weaving as the Red Skull, Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Dent, and also Tommy Lee Jones and Toby Jones.

Anyway. Enough with the foreplay:

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Also, according to Slashfilm, there will be two costumes — one gaudier looking one for when Cap is part of the USO tours, and one for combat. I’m guessing this is the combat suit.

So? Whaddaya think?









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Comments

I'm getting a sort of a Sky Captain vibe off this.

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 2, 2010 8:13 PM

Needs more of a codpiece effect.

Posted by: MM at June 2, 2010 8:22 PM

This.is.OSSOM!!!

Posted by: haplo at June 2, 2010 8:28 PM

They are going chronological in this instance. Ignoring the 616 and purely using movie-canon, Cap' will be the first Avenger. Thor *is* older, yes, but depending on the time period - he won't be the first one. From rumblings speaking about the Thor script, it's modern day.

In Iron Man 2 the Avengers are in motion as of 2008 or what we can assume is 2008 as Hulk is seen in the background tearing shit up (the campus scene, iirc.) A solid ~70 after Rogers has been frozen.

My assumption, of what I hope happens is Cap'n ends with Steve riding the missle (right? My lore on Captain is very scarce), explosion, falls in to the water, credits roll, after the credits - scene shows Fury standing on ice while we see Roger's face, [scene cut]. Right before it cuts, Fury will say some thing on the line of "I think we just found our first Avenger."

Posted by: Zerath at June 2, 2010 8:30 PM

The main complaint I've heard is that it's too advanced for WWII.

I say fuck you. Realistically I'm impressed, I was afraid he was going to end up looking like the 1990 Captain America.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 2, 2010 8:31 PM

The concept art is...meh (can I still say that? It hasn't been banned, has it?).

However, the low-ridin' jeans. The fuzzy abs. The cum-gutters. Yum.

Posted by: Eyvi at June 2, 2010 8:33 PM

I like it.

That's a great costume, but where are the belly stripes?

Posted by: The Mutt at June 2, 2010 8:34 PM

I'm only gonna watch this show for Hugo Weaving and Samuel L Jackson 'cause I'm not really a Captain America fan. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a patriot.
I prefer my heroes with a bat phobia.

Posted by: Four Eyes at June 2, 2010 8:37 PM

SQU.... Um, I mean, I don't actually care about this unless the costume is what's in the header pic. 'Cause if that's it, then I'm there. With bells on.

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at June 2, 2010 8:55 PM

Nossir, I don't like it. It's not terrible, but it looks like they kind of smashed the various costumes together and added a parachute rig.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 2, 2010 9:02 PM

Hot DAMN that's a hot photo. Does he have to wear a costume? I think all superheroes should just go shirtless and just be sweaty all the damn time.

Just...oof. *fans self* is it hot in here? Hahaha...ha...ha....oh boy...

Excuse me, I think I shall retire to my boudoir now. And lock the door.

Posted by: figgy at June 2, 2010 9:03 PM

And I find that "First Avenger" shit irritating too.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 2, 2010 9:04 PM

The shoulder pads are a little strange, I'd worry that if they get too big it won't work in the movies. And the helmet might make him look like a penis. He should (my opinion) not where it all the time. But overall I don't have a problem with it; the brown gloves/boots fit well enough. This looks a little too modern for WW2 with the hexagonal patterns all over the thing too. I hope they dump that.

As an FYI, Cap originally fell from an experimental plane that Baron Zemo (and not the Red Skull) launched with an explosive on it. I do hope they change it to a missile as it makes more sense. I think I actually mapped the scene out in a thread a long time ago when I still thought I could be Bucky.

Also, TK is right on the original Avengers teams, although there was a team of Cap/Hawkeye/Scarlet Witch/Quicksilver not far after.

The side-scrolling video game had a sweet team; Cap/Shellhead/Spider-Man/Silver Surfer. Loved that group.

Posted by: D-Day at June 2, 2010 9:10 PM

Maybe his WWII strike force was called the Avengers? Just a guess.

Why do they always have to change things? Tell me how this was any better than THIS:

http://www.ifanboy.com/files/images/marvel/Ultimate%20Captain%20America.jpg

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at June 2, 2010 9:11 PM

It looks good. Very good. A perfect mix of the traditional comic look and something that would look good in real lief as opposed to on the page.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at June 2, 2010 9:14 PM

These look almost identical to the Ultimate Universe Cap's modern day costumes, with the exceptions of the added chest harness and the shoulder padding. I am going to assume that this isn't the WWII Cap costume, and I hope they use the Ultimate version of that (which AmbroseKalifornia just linked to) in the movie somehow as it is probably one of my favorite superhero outfits.

Also, Cap's WWII strike force was called The Invaders, I believe.

Posted by: Ken Hart at June 2, 2010 9:25 PM

Yep, The Invaders. The team included Namor, the original Human Torch and his teenage sidekick Toro (why the hell an android needed a teenage sidekick is a separate question) and Bucky. Later Spitfire and Union Jack, owner of possibly the coolest costume in comics, joined the team.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5400000/Union-jack-marvel-comics-5466890-1586-2394.jpg

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 2, 2010 9:34 PM

In the comics it was the Invaders, and it had Namor and the Human Torch (which would be awesome in the movie, but I suspect it would confuse the movie-going public)but I thought maybe in the movie his team would be called the Avengers, and that's where Fury gets the name from.

Ultimate WWII Cap is supposed to be an SDCC exclusive this year, (in the Marvel Universe line) so now you can have him beat down Cobra Commander!

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at June 2, 2010 9:35 PM

It looks stupid.

Posted by: John W at June 2, 2010 9:37 PM

Unless they're going the fully CGI route ala Hulk and Iron Man costumes, there is no way they will make that suit look nearly as good in fabric as it does on the computer. The design will look like Captain America was playing too hard in the school yard, so Mother America had to stitch on oversized hexagon-shaped patches on his knees and elbows.

Now that I think of it, I can't wait for the scene where Captain America gets a time out for ripping his play clothes again, leading into product placement for Gain detergent. Mother America will fret over how to get the grass stains out of her son's uniform. She'll pull at her hair, exhale deeply, and stretch the costume out in front of her. Then, there will be a split screen of the uniform washed in Gain and washed in the leading competitor, showing how Gain keeps her brights brighter and her whites whiter. Because nothing is tougher on stains than Gain. Stan Lee will cameo as the store clerk giving her the Gain detergent.

Don't even get me started on the scene where Captain America's therapist tells Mother America she should let her son express himself by wearing ugly brown boots and awful brown gloves with a black, blue, and white costume. It doesn't matter how bad it clashes. Captain America must be allowed to express himself. But Mother America will draw the line at the tutu and tiara. Her son will not be a fairy princess, thank you very much.

Posted by: Robert at June 2, 2010 10:30 PM

/lurk

I can't stop laughing at "Mother America"

Christ I love you people.

lurk

Posted by: C.C. Divine at June 2, 2010 11:34 PM

I'm still drooling at the title pic.

I bet he could make me utter all kinds of banned words.

Posted by: mswas at June 2, 2010 11:36 PM

Can't they just spray-paint his costume on, maybe with a wang protector so we don't go all Dr. Manhattan and freak out folks who are strangely unaware that men have genitalia. Think of what you'd save on costumes! Paint is cheap!

On second thought, they should just let me fingerpaint it on. Or, at the very least, make the paint biodegradable, food-grade colorant, so if it was absolutely necessary for someone to lick it off in an emergency situation, it wouldn't be toxic. I'm fairly sure they could find volunteers, and those folks could double as PAs/gophers. Just another way to avoid going over budget. Keep them the hell away from catering, though.

/I now return you to your regularly scheduled comic fan conversation.

Also, there should be more / in superhero fiction.

Posted by: Reba at June 3, 2010 12:07 AM

And yeah, the helmet makes his head looks like a penis. A penis with ears.

Posted by: figgy aka Mrs Chanandler Bong at June 3, 2010 12:11 AM

Maybe they could just put a little star tatt on his shoulder and let him run around nekkid, waving that shield around and whoopin' some evil. I'd watch that for two hours. First Avenger? How about Hot Avenger? That title works fine for me.

Posted by: Chickaboom at June 3, 2010 2:12 AM

I'm with MM.
We need more bulge.

Without slightly uncomfortably large bulge it's jut not a superhero costume.
Stuff it, bitches!

Posted by: Nadine at June 3, 2010 4:35 AM

What gives with them there fancy-schmancy suspenders?

Posted by: Rykker at June 3, 2010 4:41 AM

I'm with MM.
We need more bulge.

Without slightly uncomfortably large bulge it's jut not a superhero costume.
Stuff it, bitches!

Posted by: Nadine at June 3, 2010 4:48 AM

Rykker, I think they're like a gun belt/fanny pack?

He can keep his iphone in there. And an energy bar. And a diet coke.
I feel like Captain America drinks diet coke.
He wants to drink the real stuff but he has to watch his figure because that outfit wont work on a fatty.
His keys, too.

And a pen and small notebook. For when he has to write memos;

From the Mind of CapAm:
Must Pick up MILK. Skimmed! No one likes a fat guy in combats!!
Love yourself every day!
Buy kitty litter.

Posted by: Nadine at June 3, 2010 4:51 AM

See, now you ladies are objectifying and sexualizing this poor young man. I think I can safely say that this purient behavior is causing male readers to feel very uncomfortable indeed.

/pouts

I'm jealous.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 3, 2010 5:53 AM

Why not just make it out of latex?

Posted by: Uda at June 3, 2010 6:12 AM

Looks a little...mmmm Daredevilishious to me. I'll reserve judgment until Tim Gunn and Nina have a say.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 3, 2010 7:20 AM

"Enough of the foreplay, click to enlarge" should be appreciated on its own merits.

Posted by: wojtek at June 3, 2010 7:33 AM

Nah, I don't like it. The boots don't go with the rest, and the gloves look just plain stupid. Please amend.

Posted by: SB at June 3, 2010 8:21 AM

I’m more convinced than ever the Cpt. America will be a total flop. Why, you ask? Because that guy in the photo looks bi at best, and because Cpt. America was nothing more than second tier super hero.

Posted by: Pookie at June 3, 2010 9:09 AM

"Cpt. America was nothing more than second tier super hero. "

Picked up a Marvel book in the last few years? Cap ain't second tier anymore.

Posted by: D-Day at June 3, 2010 9:31 AM

"The gloves look stupid." HAHHAHAHA. The shield looks stupid. Has anyone past the 10th century even carried a shield?

And what are these cum-gutters of which you speak?
I really like that word and want to use it appropriately in another sentence.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 3, 2010 9:52 AM

Nevermind. I think I figured it out.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 3, 2010 9:53 AM

What is "retconning" as mentioned by TK?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 3, 2010 10:08 AM

Sorry, Ms. Julien. "Retcon" is short for retroactive continuity, which is essentially changing the history/facts of a currently established body of work. Basically, monkeying with the origin stories after they've already been written to make it fit into the framework of a new storyline.

Posted by: TK at June 3, 2010 10:11 AM

Yeah.... more codpiece. Definintely more codpiece. Last thing a Captain wants to do is be fighting the Red Skull, only to be taken down by a blow to the codpiece region. Last thing going through is head at that point?

"If only I'd opted for that larger codpiece..."

Posted by: Mr. Yuck at June 3, 2010 10:23 AM

No D-Day, I haven’t picked up a comic book lately. And that’s just the point, there is a very small amount of dedicated people that actually read comic books, and they are middle age at best. If the studio wants to make a killing they are going to have to find a very large hook to bring in the non comic book reading demographic. If my memory serves me correctly this yokel rode around on a speed bike, something along the lines of a Honda or Suzuki. And seeing that his name is Captain America shouldn’t he have a fucking Harley or something? But then agin those bikes from oversees do look sleek and sexy, as opposed to those Harleys with the fucking monkey handlebars.

Posted by: Pookie at June 3, 2010 10:59 AM

omg, cum-gutters was my nickname in 11th grade.

Posted by: gp at June 3, 2010 11:04 AM

gp, cum-gutters is your nickname now.

Posted by: Snath at June 3, 2010 11:42 AM

Love everything except for the hat. Looks like a condom pulled over his head.

Posted by: Brie at June 3, 2010 12:08 PM

Okay, I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a sec (no, we don't need you now, Charlize).

Yes, The Hulk, Iron Man and Thor will all have their own movies before A-Head. So he isn't the first in that arena. And chronologically, even if he was the first super-hero in this universe, it can be argued that Thor has been around a lot longer (he's an immortal alien after all -- true story).

However, perhaps -- and this is just conjecture -- perhaps he is the "first Avenger" because he's the first one be be labeled an "Avenger." He's not the first chronologicaly and he's not the first one involved in the creation of the team; he's the first one named "Avenger."

There is a precedent for this. Jean Grey is Charles Xavier's first student. He took her under his wing when she was a little girl who had just experienced her friend's death when she reached out with her powers for the fist time (she later left his teachings to go back into the world and presumably live a normal life, which didn't pan out because she returned to the school later on to join the team -- as seen in X-Men #1). However, Cyclops is given credit for being the first "X-Man" because he's the first member of the team.

So I'm just saying. A-head needs a break.

Posted by: superasente at June 3, 2010 12:26 PM

BSlim, they did.

Tim: *deep sigh, chin scratch* I'm...concerned.
Nina: *crazy eyes* I hate it.
Tim: That's...a lotta look.
Nina: She looks like a trashy whore. I hate it. I HATE IT. It offends me.
Tim: MAKE IT WORK!
NIna: I'LL MAKE *YOU* WORK, YOU FUCK! *eats Tim Gunn alive*

Posted by: figgy aka Mrs Chanandler Bong at June 3, 2010 12:43 PM

Super lame. Chris Evans is not tall or big enough for this role. Makes no sense.

Posted by: sad rockstar at June 3, 2010 1:28 PM

@Rockstar

Chris Evans has gained quite a bit of bulk from the beginning of The Losers to now. He'll fill out the suit rather well, imo.

Posted by: Zerath at June 3, 2010 2:16 PM

"Super lame. Chris Evans is not tall or big enough for this role."

Hey, remember when people bitched that Hugh Jackman wasn't short enough to play Wolverine? Yeah.

Please, this is the lamest criticism ever. You should be pissed because Chris Evans is a shit actor, not because of his looks. Here's a little tip for you: NO ONE is big enough to play a superhero. Because they're SUPERHEROES, not normal people.

Sheesh.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at June 3, 2010 2:25 PM

Well even though he was a Chinamen, Prince Planet wasn’t big at all and he was a Superhero.

Posted by: Pookie at June 3, 2010 2:45 PM

I loved Captain America when I was younger but I think that the timing for this character to the big screeen is wrong. Too many non-americans will consider this one more example of American jingoism when we are already struggling with our image abroad. I would love to tell them all to take a flying leap but Obama has enough on his hands already.

Posted by: loveComicsBut at June 3, 2010 6:35 PM

You think this A stands for France?

Posted by: icecreammang at June 3, 2010 11:55 PM

considering other comic to movie costume adaptations, I'd say this works quite well. They always try to make the costumes too realistic, ditching the spandex and going leather which either works or REALLY REALLY doesn't (as with the x-men franchise, the suits were so bad that blue and yellow spandex probably would have been an improvement...especially for famke...) but how likely is it that cap would be running the trenches in tight, bright stars and stripes? i like the red straps, good way to work in the goofy stripes. the shoulder pads aren't terrible either. alltogether, i'd say that they stayed pretty true to the cause on this one. still waiting to see thor's helmet though...

Posted by: bryan at June 6, 2010 3:57 PM