New "Walking Dead" Teaser Is Like a Feather Tickler to Your Zombie Ass
It's only been gone a few weeks, and it will return again in three weeks, but season three of The Walking Dead -- the last with showrunning Lazarus Glen Mazzara -- has been so good that I'll take even the little crumbs they toss at us in the interim and I will snort them until my nostrils stick together. I will MAINLINE zombie crusties.
Bring it, Michonne. Put that katana into that zombie's skull. YEAH. Just like that. Harder. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Now PULL IT OUT and stick it in someone else's skull. ZOMBIE DEATH ORGY.
Happy New Year, folks. It's good to be back.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)