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UPDATE:

Below is the new trailer for Marvel’s Thor. Much of it was already seen in the Comic Con footage, but this does have some nifty new stuff in it — Frost Giants! More Destroyer! A few new effects shots, and more Idris Elba (always a good thing). Overall, it’s less drawn-out than the original footage, but it feels more effective, more cohesive. Check it out.

After the initial flurry of news about the upcoming Marvel comics adaptation of Thor, things have been quiet. We were bursting at the seams with casting news for a while, then we got some promo artwork from Comic Con, and then the “leaked” trailer from Comic Con. If that thing was a real leak, I’ll eat my stapler, considering it was in good resolution and there wasn’t a single desist order that I’m aware of (and in fact, the version we posted is still up and running). Anyway, I have to say, everything I’ve read has me interested. So far, the Avengers building block films have all ranged from good (The Incredible Hulk) to balls-out great (Iron Man), and while Iron Man II wasn’t quite as fabulous as its predecessor, it’s still high up in the ranks of comic book movies.

With all of that blather aside, Thor is directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Hiddlesworrth, Natalie Portman, and Kat Dennings (and a crapload of other folks). For those of you don’t know, Thor is the Norse god of thunder, wielder of the mighty hammer Mjolnir, who is banished due to his arrogance to Earth. Upon arriving, he encounters agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (led this time around by Agent Coulson, played by Clark Gregg), his love interest Jane Foster (Portman), and has to deal with the scheming machinations of his half-brother Loki (Hiddlesworth).

Honestly, if you don’t know this stuff by now, what the hell are you doing reading this post anyway?

Here’s the new poster:

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OK. Doesn’t blow my skirt up, but it gets the job done. Hemsworth, log hair, red cape, big fuckin’ hammer. I like the Mithril-like armor — slick and non-clunky, which makes sense given it’s forged in friggin’ Asgard. Dustin said it looked like snakeskin, which is why Dustin isn’t writing this post. But otherwise, it’s a serviceable poster. At least it doesn’t suffer from Floating Head Syndrome.









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Comments

Chug my cock, Green Lantern.

Posted by: D-Day at December 10, 2010 10:53 AM

I feel like we've seen this image before, just not as a poster. Eh.

I do, however, like that Hemsworth has a very Donald Blake look, whether they go that route or not. Thor sans beard just isn't Nordic enough for me.

Posted by: RobP at December 10, 2010 11:05 AM

Decent, although Mjolnir is actually looking a little larger than I have generally imagined it. (The wooden Mjolnir my grandpa helped me make when I was a Thor-obsessed child wasn't that big, that's for sure. Though maybe that's not the best standard.)

Posted by: Todd at December 10, 2010 11:14 AM

Thor would wipe his ass with GL, especially Hal Jordan

Posted by: SilverMan at December 10, 2010 11:19 AM

The header pic is crazy...

Steroids do wonders friends.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 10, 2010 11:27 AM

Sorry. I'm with Dustin. Snakeskin.

Posted by: Odnon. at December 10, 2010 12:37 PM

When it comes to a little DIY around the house, I suspect that hammer would be of very limited practical use.

That's your trouble with Norse tools - they are all bulk and no finesse.

Posted by: Simon at December 10, 2010 2:04 PM

I swear, everyone on this thread has Hammer-envy.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at December 10, 2010 4:53 PM

Do you think Chris Hemsworth is trying to attempt an accent, or is he just playing Thor straight-up as an Australian? Which is fine? I guess? Gods don't have to mirror the mortals that they are associated with (like, I'm fine with black Heimdall) but somehow I just think it's Chris Hemsworth acting badly.

Also, Loki needs to get a big fuggin' longhorn helmet on, stat. This cannot be argued.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at December 10, 2010 8:56 PM

Kahntahmp, I know I do.

Posted by: Shibuyama at December 10, 2010 8:59 PM

Yes, Please.

Hemsworth is going to be 16 different kinds of hot.

Posted by: Claire Allison at December 10, 2010 9:34 PM

So what ever you do don't piss off Anthony Hopkins.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at December 10, 2010 9:40 PM

Actually, it looks like scale armor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scale_armor

Posted by: The Wanderer at December 10, 2010 9:42 PM

WOOO! I'd watch it for that shirtless shot alone. But really, it looks cool. I like the big hammer.

Posted by: esme at December 10, 2010 9:58 PM

Oh I want to climb him like a tree.

Posted by: figgy at December 10, 2010 10:51 PM

esme, you and I have our priorities straight.

Posted by: figgy at December 10, 2010 10:54 PM

Oh Yahoo!, I do someday hope you update your antiquated video player so I can enjoy any of the news stories or trailers or whatever you post on your website. I'm sure there was plenty to see in that trailer, but your shitty player chugged its way through it so that I felt I missed a lot of very small pieces of the action. How often have I not read a news article because it was only in video form, and I knew full well that your players sucked worse than listening to Christian music. Is it so much to ask that one of the most visited websites on the Intarwebz have a decent video player?

Also, if you could talk to the various search engines out there and tell them to stop crashing my Mozilla Firefox all the time I'd really appreciate that. Kthanksbye.

Posted by: EJ at December 10, 2010 11:29 PM

Between the guys all having Hammer-envy and the girls dying to engage in Hemsworth-ravaging, I'm guessing this movie will be a big success.

Plus I can't wait for the midnight shows when all the geeks are tossing Mjolnirs around. Should make for a fun evening full of concussions.

Posted by: Fredo at December 11, 2010 12:01 AM

"Steroids do wonders friends. "

Funny, I thought he wasn't big ENOUGH to be Thor.

And speaking of steroids...did you see Chris Evens in his Captain America body? Huge arms.

Posted by: Sean at December 11, 2010 12:02 AM

Hmm. Where have I seen that poster?
http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/hellboy_ver2.jpg

Eh, it's a teaser poster. Hoping for something exciting for the real release.

Posted by: heyheyGirl at December 11, 2010 12:38 AM

That trailer actually does make the movie look halfway cool.

But Hemsworth looks alarming. He looks like Hitler's wettest dream of an Aryan ubermensch. He looks like he should be a villain.

Is it just me?

Posted by: Jerce at December 11, 2010 9:33 AM

it looks ok. I was never a big fan but this looks watchable.

I'm guessing many women will want to be "hammered" by him.

Posted by: logan at December 11, 2010 11:04 AM

Jerce, Thor absolutely SHOULD look like an Aryan ubermensch. He was the original prototype after all, manliest of the manly, strongest of the strong, and dumb as a box of rocks. More or less what you would expect from a personification of thunder and raw power.

Posted by: Foolsage at December 11, 2010 12:28 PM

You can´t go wrong with Kat Dennings...good judgement.
And I`m from Sweden...we OWN Thor for real..That´s OUR GOD.
We worship THOR(no not really, it´s 2010 OK?)
The nordic asa gods are somehow associated whith "white power" where I come from, but carry on anyway.
I don´t expect americans to understand.

Posted by: UncleKaiser at December 11, 2010 12:31 PM

I see lots of things ramming together...

How about AH carrying the heavy for Odin?

Posted by: Recondite at December 11, 2010 4:52 PM

I'm pretty sure americans do understand that, UncleKaiser. Scroll up a few posts.

Posted by: banana at December 11, 2010 5:02 PM

I can't get past the fact that Thor looks a lot like Charlie Hunham/Jax Teller.

Posted by: Steve at December 12, 2010 11:40 AM