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The Hall of Asgard, Sneering Barbarians, and... Some Very Impressive Abs

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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Well, the marketing push for Thor (due out in May of 2011) has commenced, mainly through the release of new images of the characters. So far, reception has been mixed — a lot of people think the pics are a little goofy, and I don’t necessarily disagree, but… let’s try to keep some perspective. It’s a live action film of not just a comic book, but a comic book about a Norse god who fights evil on earth and becomes a superhero. It’s inherently cheesy. But still, it’s been a little… eh. Anyway, here are a couple of new ones that have come out over the last few days.

The first is just a shot of Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and his father, Odin (Anthony Hopkins), taken from the new Entertainment Weekly:

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Eh. Not too exciting. Next one is a little juicier. It’s a shot of of the set of the Hall of Asgard, which is sort of the main hall. Think of it as the executive suite. It’s a little Clash of the Titans-y, and not necessarily in a good way, but it’s actually a pretty faithful representation.

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Most notable, the above pic has the first (very small, albeit) looks at some other Asgardians — Asgardians Fandral the Dashing (Josh Dallas), Hogun the Grim (Tadanobu Asano), Frigga (Rene Russo), as well as Thor, Odin, and Loki (Tom Hiddleston). Honestly, I think I’d completely forgotten that Russo was in this, but I’m happy about it.

Next, we have the two newest photos from Marcus Nispel’s upcoming Conan. It still looks pretty fucking stupid — it feels like “Hercules, The Legendary Journeys,” but with a bigger budget and shittier writing.

First up? Conan — sneering!

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And now… Conan sneering on a horse!

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Blech. While I appreciate star Jason Momoa’s physique, I have pretty much zero faith in his acting ability. He appears to only use one facial expression, which is… not good. I’m looking forward to more images — hopefully, we’ll soon get Conan sneering next to a woman, Conan sneering as he eats, and Conan sneering as he takes a dump.

Honestly, even if he was the second coming of Olivier, it’s still a Conan remake directed by the guy who did the pitiful Friday the 13th remake and written by Thomas Dean Donnelly (A Sound of Thunder — one of the worst sci-fi movies of the last 10 years).

Yeah. I think Hollywood owes Robert E. Howard an apology.

(Source: Slashfilm, Facebook)









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Comments

"One look?! ONE LOOK?!"

Also, is Conan wearing eye shadow? Tree of Woe, indeed.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 19, 2010 11:30 AM

To crush your make-up, to see it liberally applied to your sneering visage, and to hear the lamentations of the audience.

Posted by: Kballs at July 19, 2010 11:44 AM

To crush your make-up, to see it liberally applied to your sneering visage, and to hear the lamentations of the audience.

Then to forget to wash it off before bed, wake up and find mascara all over your pillow from your tears and have an ungodly breakout of swollen pustules all over your pretty face.

Posted by: admin at July 19, 2010 11:50 AM

OK someone answer me this: does that dude's forehead REALLY look like a Neanderthal's or is it a prosthetic?

Whatever it is, it's just WRONG. Dude's freaking me the hell out.

Posted by: figgy at July 19, 2010 12:45 PM

Wait a minute! Is that Chest hair on his boobies?

Posted by: GinKirk at July 19, 2010 12:55 PM

So wait: they're making another shitty Crow film and setting it in prehistoric time?

Yeeah...didn't bother to read the text because it's all blah blah blah when there are SHIRTLESS MEN! that need to be seen...

Posted by: penelope at July 19, 2010 1:00 PM

...and this has to be the first time I've wanted to un-see a shirtless man on a basis other than man-boobs or jellyrolls. Thanks Pajiba, thanks.

Is Adam Lambert taking steroids?

No. I will not throw my support behind Conan. Thor, yes. Conan, no.

Posted by: penelope at July 19, 2010 1:07 PM

--Conan, what is best in life?

--Oh, y'know, to look like ssuper-hip and fresh. I totally can't sstand the color of my eyess, sso I put a little bit of eye-liner on to add a whole new dimension. Now they just pop! Don't I look pretty?

--*sigh* You are the worst Barbarian, Conan.

--Oh you!

Posted by: superasente at July 19, 2010 1:29 PM

Tracer Bullet... that look is cro-MAGNUM... and ITS BEEEEEEAUTIFUL!

Posted by: SaucyWench at July 19, 2010 1:53 PM

Didn't Anthony Hopkins swear off acting a few years ago, only to then be seen in every paycheck on a stick that came out?

Posted by: BWeaves at July 19, 2010 2:24 PM

I got it:

That picture of Conan?

That's what Nicolas Cage perceives himself to look like.

Posted by: penelope at July 19, 2010 2:32 PM

Conan looks pretty cool. Thor...yikes

Posted by: Nadine at July 19, 2010 2:35 PM

They totally fucked Thor up. Odin should be a dark, grim character with a will of steel and shit. Thor should be a super angry Viking who likes to get drunk. There should be lots of lightning and at least one massive thunderstorm scene where Thor commands the weather (god of thunder, motherfuckers) and blasts some poor sucker with a ginormous bolt of pure energy. The whole movie should be scored by a band like Equilibrium or Dragonforce, or with that sound as inspiration, and thus emerge as the longest, most expensive and epic metal video evarz. That'll be my version, anyway...

Posted by: HappyGobo at July 19, 2010 4:46 PM

The "HAMMER TIME" tag on that first Thor screen is really messing with my shit. I keep expecting a certain bankrupted rapper to appear in his golden parachute pants and try to steal Mjöllnir. Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

Posted by: admin at July 19, 2010 5:38 PM

Methinks Conan needs a Bro (or Manssiere.)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 19, 2010 10:10 PM

Shouldn't Conan look hugely muscular and seriously pissed off?
This guy just looks his roommate used the last of his conditioner.

Posted by: logan at July 19, 2010 11:25 PM

Also, it looks like they stole the costume from The Prince of Persia and gave it to Conando over there.

Posted by: figgy at July 20, 2010 12:12 AM

Hey Conan just stepped out of his dreads, off the Stargate set. Well, at least he isn't in Canada anymore..

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at July 20, 2010 12:40 AM