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New Images from Conan the Ab Destroyer: I Love a Man With a Shiny Pair of Boobs

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)

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Marcus Nispel’s Conan remake starring Jason Momoa is only six months away now. Can you feel the excitement running down your legs? That’s urine, man. That’s because you just pissed yourself after falling into a black hole of apathy. Here, I’ll wake you up again:

Boobs.

Works every time.

I’m going to put you back to sleep now with a series of images from the set of Conan.

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(Source: Empire Magazine via Film School Rejects)









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Comments

Jason Momoa confuses me, but I guess he and Liliquoi Moon will make babies as beautiful as Zoe Kravitz.

Those tits are ridonkulous.

Posted by: Jerry at March 7, 2011 5:11 PM

OMG he has more boobs than me!

Posted by: caro at March 7, 2011 5:20 PM

Conan actually is one of the few manly-man action heroes that I don't think should have chest hair, just because Frazetta always painted him without, and what Frazetta says goes. (I don't recall the stories ever saying one way or the other.)

Still no chance of me seeing this, though.

Posted by: Todd at March 7, 2011 5:25 PM

Is that Tom Brady in Rio?

Nice moobs.

Posted by: Fredo at March 7, 2011 5:26 PM

All that hotness from Stargate: Atlantis is just... gone. That's a damn shame.

Posted by: jM at March 7, 2011 5:38 PM

You never wanna show boobs and belly at the same time. Comes off as slutty.

I'm just jealous because his boobs are shinier and more fabulous than mine.

Posted by: becks at March 7, 2011 5:40 PM

Boy... I'll just watch the old one, thanks.

I mean, forget the moobs. (I'm trying!!!) Jason Momoa is pretty. He's just fucking pretty. Which is fine. I like man-pretty. But Arnold fucking Schwartzenegger is NOT pretty. Conan is NOT pretty. Needs moar Neanderthal.

Posted by: MM at March 7, 2011 5:47 PM

By Crom! What YUM!

Posted by: Chickaboom at March 7, 2011 5:56 PM

Is that a handle in your loin cloth, or are you just happy to see me?

Seriously? I want to pop those moobs and watch him fly around the room like a deflating balloon. Either that, or they better squirt rum or something.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 7, 2011 6:10 PM

The placement for both sword/dagger handles is pretty unfortunate.

Posted by: Riles at March 7, 2011 6:48 PM

Dustin Rowles,

Michael Bay agrees with you that Transformers 2 is crap.

Posted by: An Atlantan at March 7, 2011 7:02 PM

Huh.

Mine are bigger.

Posted by: meh at March 7, 2011 7:28 PM

He seems way too scrawny for Conan, still. I realize that Arnold had the benefit of steroids, and I would absolutely rather have a smaller Conan than some dude destroying his body, but surely it is possible to find a man that large who ISN'T on drugs? Maybe? Yeah?

I wasn't going to watch this one anyway, because I feel like it's a completely useless, pointless remake in a long string of them, so I won't lie and say these pictures are what convinced me not to, but... man, he just looks eensy weensy compared to his predecessor.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at March 7, 2011 7:29 PM

becks, I've seen your Facebook profile picture, and I have to disagree with you.

Posted by: Snath at March 7, 2011 8:12 PM

I'll be waiting for Pajiba to write something about this image Battle: LA Columbia has just released. According to it, don't look for realism (9%) or emotion (11%), but, hey, guns and mindless catastrophe rule!

http://bit.ly/e8c6wW

Posted by: godzilla_foil at March 7, 2011 8:19 PM

Honestly he's not muscular enough. It's fucking Conan. He has no super powers he's just bigger and stronger than everyone else. In todays steroid world that guys not special.

Posted by: logan at March 7, 2011 11:29 PM

he scares me in all the wrong ways

Posted by: cinekat at March 8, 2011 8:51 AM

Very, very nice....I can't wait for this and "Rise of the Apes."

Can't wait.

Posted by: Jim at March 8, 2011 9:50 AM

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."-that's the Conan I want. Not an artfully splattered one with as Fergie would say "lady lumps"

Oh Crom I just quoted Fergie. gah.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at March 8, 2011 10:41 AM

Bwahahaha this is so bad.

Posted by: Recondite at March 8, 2011 1:14 PM

"Marcus Nispel’s Conan remake starring Jason Momoa..."

Who? And who?

Posted by: I.J. Reilly at March 8, 2011 2:16 PM