film / tv / streaming / politics / web / celeb/ industry / video / love / lists / think pieces / misc / about / cbr
film / tv / politics / web / celeb























090611_batcave_batmanrobin.jpg

New 'Game of Thrones' Set Images Reveal George R.R. Martin's Worst Nightmare: Breastplate Nipples

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | October 21, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | October 21, 2014 |


The story goes that George R.R. Martin so detested the nipples on George Clooney’s batsuit in Batman and Robin that he introduced the phrase “as useless as nipples on a breastplate” to the world of Westeros, and has used that expression several times throughout The Song of Ice and Fire. George R.R. Martin loves nipples, but he does not like nipples on breastplates.

Tragically, it now appears from images from the set of the fifth season of Game of Thrones that Martin’s worst nightmare has come to life on his very own HBO show: The Sand Snakes (Jessica Henwick, Keisha Castle-Hughes, and Rosabell Laurenti-Seller) have nipples on their breastplates.

THE HORROR.

Snake-Whip-1024x768 (1).jpg

Snakes-1024x768.jpg

This is NO way to treat the man responsible for the network’s biggest cash cow! We demand they be removed, or we will give HBO the Jameis Winston punishment: We will refuse to watch the, uh, opening credits to the first two episodes of the season out of protest!

Source: Watchers of the Wall via Vulture



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



'The Real World: Skeletons' Might Be Trying To Get Someone Killed

Why It's Not Funny that Darth Vader's Running for Ukraine's Parliament











The Pajiba Store


petr-store-pajiba.png





Privacy Policy
advertise