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New Captain America: The First Avenger Poster Proves They Had Bronzer Back in the 1940s

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Uh oh. Looks like he's wearing the same "Sexy Sweat!" make-up as Megan Fox wore through all of Transformers.

Posted by: Figgy at June 23, 2011 11:58 PM

It looks like Cpt. America spent 2 weeks vacationing in The Cayman Islands. Bro looks dark. He should really invest in some sunscreen if he doesn't wanna age prematurely.

Posted by: kilmo at June 24, 2011 12:20 AM

All I see is hotness. Sweet, golden hotness.

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at June 24, 2011 12:46 AM

Who is that guy? Cuz it sure ain't Evans

Posted by: Protoguy at June 24, 2011 12:46 AM

The new trailer is rather good as well.

Posted by: Matt at June 24, 2011 1:00 AM

I would say this just looks like a lot classic technicolour films. A lot of people looked crazy tan all the time.

Posted by: Marcela at June 24, 2011 1:34 AM

Wait...I thought he said he was just a kid from Brooklyn? And now it turns out he is just a kid from Jersey Shore?

Posted by: Minto at June 24, 2011 1:55 AM

They recast Captain America?

Posted by: duckandcover at June 24, 2011 3:36 AM

Why does he have David Duchovny's mouth?

Posted by: snapnhiss at June 24, 2011 6:47 AM

Yeahhhh, so Minto and snapnhiss beat me to what I wanted to say; something about this now being The Jersey Shore Files, but...you know, snappier than that.

On a completely digressional note, I just noticed that one of the writers at Den of Geek is called Duncan Bowles. COINCIDENCE? I think not, Professor Professorson!

Posted by: zeke the pig at June 24, 2011 7:16 AM

Who is that guy? Cuz it sure ain't Evans

Harry Connick Jr.? Will we be hearing Captain America for the Holidays?

Posted by: branded at June 24, 2011 9:37 AM

Huh. So John Edwards' presidential campaign is back on?

Posted by: Kettle at June 24, 2011 10:08 AM

Hmm... maybe that is supposed to be dirt... it is World War Twice after all.

But as a Photoshop professional, I think they could've done a better job at making it look more like dirt and less like spray tan. I wonder if these folks are hiring...

Posted by: MRod at June 24, 2011 10:29 AM

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 24, 2011 10:44 AM

Captain America wouldn't be caught dead in a piece of agitprop such as this... without his mask on. Dude needs his mask, that's what makes him Cap and not just Steve Rogers with a neat shield.

But, yeah, what Ms. Johnson said.

Posted by: RobP at June 24, 2011 10:53 AM

An INDESTRUCTIBLE shield!

Posted by: logan at June 24, 2011 1:16 PM

He should really invest in some sunscreen if he doesn't wanna age prematurely.
Actually he swears by cryogenics as a means of staying young.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 24, 2011 1:30 PM

Artivarnishial.

Posted by: Recondite at June 24, 2011 11:29 PM