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New Breaking Dawn Image: Edward Attempts to Impress Bella by Pulling a Quarter Out of Her Ear

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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Comments

WTH is with all the Twilight coverage lately? What is this, E?

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 3, 2011 8:51 AM

Hey, that's Dexters Brother!
(2nd to last picture)

I knew he was a vampire..

Posted by: Magiel at May 3, 2011 8:54 AM

Shameless hit whoring again Rowles?

(Yes. -- DR)

Posted by: logan at May 3, 2011 8:59 AM

Did the werewolf guy just escape from a World War 2 POW camp?

Posted by: csb at May 3, 2011 9:18 AM

So, this is a movie about people looking stupidly at each other?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 3, 2011 9:25 AM

Looks like Jacob just farted.

Posted by: Figgy at May 3, 2011 9:28 AM

Well at least you admit it. I gotta give you points for that.

Posted by: logan at May 3, 2011 9:54 AM

Looks like bloodsucking pays pretty well.

Posted by: sars at May 3, 2011 10:07 AM

So, this movie is about suburbanites getting married? Looks like they have to invite the irritatingly archaic relatives, who at least know how to dress, as opposed to the caterer's assistant, who can't button his shirt, forgot his whites, and has stolen grandpa's motorbike because he's running late. Upside: they honeymoon in some place with a cool water feature. Downside: She wears boring undergarments.

Posted by: Reba at May 3, 2011 10:20 AM

Pic 3: "Isn't it funny how the pawns look like a bunch of penises, Bella? And we can touch them whenever we want? Haha. Ha-hahaha . . . *sigh*"

Pic 4: "Look bitch. Mr. Nixon got his thrones. The interview starts in 2 minutes. If he's late again, I'm pooping in his chair."

Pic 5: "I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"I hate you most."
"I hate you infinity."
"I hate that you said that."

Posted by: Kballs at May 3, 2011 10:26 AM

I like to imagine that Dustin PhotoShops his face into every single Twilight image he posts here. It makes me smile.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 3, 2011 10:58 AM

I love it! Thank you for going against the grain of this too cool for school bunch and making me happy!

Posted by: daria at May 3, 2011 11:26 AM

Rudy! Noooooooooo!!!! That's such a drastic villainy downgrade, I think it gave me whiplash.

Posted by: thenchonto at May 3, 2011 12:22 PM

I managed to keep it together until the pic with Bella in contacts.

And then I fucking lost it.

Reba: You forget the fact that the teen bride summarily gets knocked up and eventually requires a...should I mention it, or would it spoil the fun?

Posted by: Inferno at May 3, 2011 7:24 PM

Inferno, unwilling to endure Meyers' writing again, I opted to read various humorous synopses, so I know what goes on. It's just funny that none of the press shots show anything supernatural in nature except bad contact lenses. Honestly, it could be shots from a coming of age/middle class white people story entitled Our Crazy Wedding.

Posted by: Reba at May 3, 2011 8:41 PM

So, this movie is about suburbanites getting married? Looks like they have to invite the irritatingly archaic relatives, who at least know how to dress, as opposed to the caterer's assistant, who can't button hi

Posted by: cosplay costumes at May 5, 2011 4:56 AM