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How About This: "The Wizard of Oz" Television Show!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (24)



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In a sign of just how desperate they’ve gotten over on NBC for an actual hit — two weeks ago, they had exactly one TV show in the top 20, “ER,” though even its season average was 50th, and for the season, “The Biggest Loser” is their biggest hit — they are now developing an hour-long drama based on The Wizard of Oz. It’s a modern retelling where Dorothy moves from Kansas to Manhattan (her Emerald City), where she has to deal with a wicked boss at her job in the art world.Ah, a workplace comedy based on “The Wizard of Oz.” The possibilities are endless! The heartless receptionist! The brainless sexual harassing co-worker! And the cowering accountant. Brilliant. Sheesh.

Man, William Jennings Bryan is getting a lot of mileage out of that “Cross of Gold” speech.

Overseeing development on “Dorothy Gale,” is Jason Katims, a writer/producer for “Friday Night Lights.” He’s already working on the second attempt to adapt Parenthood for the small screen. Bridget Carpenter, whose other credits include “Bionic Woman” and “Dead Like Me” is exec-producing.

In other meaningless television news, “More to Love,” the Paul Blart / Bachelor reality show we reported on last week, is set to roll out this summer. I only mention this because I can’t seem to let go of the fact that Variety made the same “Fatchelor” joke twice in one short article. Michael Schneider: You are wit personified.

Finally, I’ve never seen the half-hour comedy, “The Game,” over on the CW. In fact, I’ve never even heard of it, though it’s been on the air for three seasons. However, the CW is completely giving up on half-hour comedies next season, so they are apparently giving some consideration to turning “The Game” into an hour-long dramedy. I am hard-pressed to give a damn. But a TV news round-up needs at least three items.

The Fatchelor! Ha!









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Comments

Aw, you had my hopes up for some sort of regular Tin Man series. Doesn't NBC own ScyFy nee SciFi?

Posted by: Samanthrax at April 6, 2009 5:48 PM

I had the same thought, Sam.

Posted by: Dagon at April 6, 2009 5:50 PM

Oh boy! As a lifelong Kansas resident I can't wait to see all of the silly crap they'll be pandering about how Midwesterners think. As if Jericho wasn't enough…

Posted by: Anonymous Jerk at April 6, 2009 5:53 PM

I quit this bitch. I haven't even seen it yet and I'm already over it.

Posted by: greer at April 6, 2009 6:12 PM

I;m just waiting for the "Smallville" crossover. Reimagined vaguely Emo Superman, meet reimagined vaguely ? Dorothy.

Posted by: MrCresosote at April 6, 2009 6:14 PM

Thanks to this article, I just realized that the name Dorothy Gale strikes fear in my heart. I literally flinched when I read it. I think it's because of the scene in the movie Return to Oz where the head-changing witch lady and all her disembodied heads start screeching "Dorothy Gale! Dorothy Gale!" seriously, please don't ever call her by her full name around me....it causes an uncomfortable Pavlovian reaction. I really hope this idea dies before they start to market it.

Posted by: s. pisaster at April 6, 2009 6:15 PM

The 'Wizard of Oz' news makes me think the apocalypse is nigh. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Posted by: Jeni at April 6, 2009 6:20 PM

Nevermind that there are fourteen Oz books from which a nearly endless series of *real* Oz stories could be drawn. Hmmph.

Posted by: Average Jane at April 6, 2009 6:23 PM

Wasn't there talk of making a series based on Fables, the comic? That would a hundred times better than this show.

Posted by: badalamenti at April 6, 2009 6:24 PM

Now, if Dorothy Gale had a father named Henry, I might be interested until all the cross-referencing jokes about airplanes and smoke monsters run out. Ah, who am I kidding, not even then. Next!

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 6, 2009 6:27 PM

Dorothy Gale! Dorothy Gale!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 6, 2009 6:29 PM

And a brother named David.

Posted by: ChrisD at April 6, 2009 6:33 PM

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Oh, wrong posting site? Oh, no, wait, this IS the Dorothy Gale posting site. Good. Then my post stands, with apologies to Samuel L. Jackson. Some brave executive needs to tell exactly that line to the TV development higher ups there. Wait, then again, maybe that's NOT a good idea ... oh, shit, we could end up with "Snakes on a Plane: The Series" - God help us! YIKES!

Posted by: Andy Geisel at April 6, 2009 6:40 PM

My god, I'm infuriated! However, I do feel good that Dustin remembers Bryan for his helping of the poverty stricken rather than the "Scopes-Monkey" trial. Must be a southern thing, but truthfully, Bryan should have been our president.

Posted by: George at April 6, 2009 6:58 PM

You know, I wouldn't mind this so much if they were actually going to mine Oz and turn it into a TV series - there are something like twelve books, and not all about Dorothy, and that would be pretty cool if done right - but this?

I almost wish I watched comedies so I could shun this one.

Posted by: sistercoyote at April 6, 2009 7:08 PM

Shouldn't she at least move to Seattle, which, you know, calls itself the Emerald Fucking City?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 6, 2009 7:18 PM

Holy Fucking Shit! Fuck you, NBC!
*strangles on inarticulate rage*

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 6, 2009 9:27 PM

At least it isn't another damn procedural or reality bullshit. And Jason Katims gets a lifetime pass from me for FNL. I am reserving judgment until I see it.

Posted by: ed newman at April 6, 2009 9:49 PM

I'm waiting on an HBO Wicked series. (The book, not the musical.) I'm convinced it will happen one day.

Posted by: Ling at April 6, 2009 10:18 PM

As usual, makes me glad I work nights.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 6, 2009 11:39 PM

Now, if Dorothy Gale had a father named Henry
Posted by: lordhelmet
And a brother named David.
Posted by: ChrisD

- And a sister named Gail....

Posted by: Odnon at April 6, 2009 11:44 PM

Ok, is this really true about "The Game?" And if it is, what the hell is going to happen to "Everybody Hates Chris?"

Posted by: ChaCha at April 7, 2009 1:02 AM

Tinman? Seriously? That was one of the worst things I've ever seen. Maybe they'll greenlight it when flying monkeys come out of my breasts. Oh wait...

Posted by: Elpon at April 7, 2009 11:45 AM

Katims isn't 'A' writer/producer from FNL he is 'THE' writer/producer and Bridget has written some great FNL eps including season one's "Blinders" (Julie and Tyra play powder puff, Mac proves himself to be a racist jerk and Smash organizes a walk off of the black players). Give it a chance...

Posted by: Beckylooo at April 7, 2009 3:28 PM


















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