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I'll have to FW the Motherlover clip to my friend who is working on an incest themed sitcom right now. He hates it, but the network greenlit it so he has to make it (for screening 2013). I told him in September not to worry because incest was the only taboo left to exploit. Strippers, porn, gangsters, serial killers... it's all been done so what's left? Incest (veiled or unveiled).

Maybe we'll see a more sympathetic (yet explicit) retelling of Lolita by 2015.

Yeah, can't wait for Stoker to come out and be the best movie of the year already.

I don't about the more punchable in the face area thing. Like, Jobs could definitely turn on the smug face punching bag look pretty much whenever. I think it's more that Kelso embraces his douche, whereas Jobs tried to corral its influence into fashion by dressing like a high school drama teacher or a 60s cat burglar.

The sons are played by Xaviar Samuel's (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse) and James Frecheville's (Animal Kingdom) abs.

There. Fixed that for you.

You're welcome.

You think Paul Rudd gets tired of being called adorable? Poor guy.

Wow, la Kidman looks like she has botoxed her whole body. Why is she so damn rigid and uptight? Kudos to Mia Wasikowska for the "bitch please" stare.

From what I've heard about Steve Jobs, no one was more punchable in the face, not even the Kutch. SO, perfect casting.

From the critically acclaimed Dude, Where's My Car? -- from the actor who played "College Kid" in Reindeer Games and "Self" in Punk'd -- comes the heartwarming story of Hollywood's newest character actor. Ashton Kutcher was just a normal guy, achieving what every guy's dream: banging Demi Moore and fake-banging Mila Kunis on a show that wasn't even about him. Now, he will tackle the the role of computer tycoon Steve Jobs, giving Daniel Day Lewis' Lincoln a run for his money. Move over, Spielberg. From the director of Swing Vote comes Jobs.

He's no longer fake-banging Mila Kunis! I heard they were together.

Why, God, why.

Hey, David Gordon Green! HEY! This movie you're making better be you pulling your shit together! Once upon a time you promised me many years of quality film-making and then you took a giant festering shit on that promise with Your Highness. It's not too late for you to pull back from the precipice (that I'm about to push you off) and redeem yourself, motherfucker, so make sure this one is at least passable, would ya?

Two Mothers

Geez, it's like they made a movie JUST FOR ME.

HAHAHAH! That's what I was thinking.

That set photo looks like they just remade The Sound of My Voice but put Ellen Page in it. The same blonde woman/cult leader is in it, and the guy with the glasses.